Scrotch

The often unused area between a man's scrotum and butthole.

Hey girl, while your down there don't forget to lick my scrotch.

by Brian Spriggs July 18, 2008

tongue scratcher

When a guy has his balls itching, he asks a woman (or a man!) to suck them, as a pleasant way to relive the itch.

We all got drunk and teabagged some poison ivy, so later that night, I asked my girl for a tongue scratcher.

by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015

Scratch and Sniff

The art of scratching someones sunburnt nose then farting in their face. Causing irritating pain and forcing them to smell your ass.

Alex got one hell of a sunburn so i had to preform a scratch and sniff

by jwiggyslpooge69 November 25, 2011

scratcher

a) A dirty, unclean, unmaintained usually living on a council estate person.. Scraggly greasy hair and scruffy clothing probably from Primark or New Look. Strong smell of chip pan and stale tobacco.
b) A Pikey or Carnie
c) A cute rodent

a)What a dirty scratcher... Don't you scratch your way over here dirty scratcher
b) A scratcher in a caravan
c) The pre-historic squirrel from 'ICE AGE' (Trade Mark)

by slippybitch January 5, 2007

pork scratchings

Pork scratchings is the term for the left over 'crumbs' after the penis ejaculates and is not cleaned or wiped, and the remaining dried up semen is brushed/scratched off.

See also wordknobcheese/word

Please excuse the mess on your brand new black suit, I had pork scratchings.

by Teaboy September 23, 2003

scratchie

A scratch card.

JOHN: Oi Bill,, im gona pop down to the offy to pick up a scratchie u comin??
BILL:Nah.

by Frank Grimes junior March 6, 2009

scratch

1. shortened version of scratch your dirty neck, which means "the coldest dis told to someone who is moded or proven very very wrong"

*note: doing the physical action of scratching one's neck while using this phrase is most effective.

Long Duck Dong brags to his friends all night how he could score any hooch in the club. His friend tells him he'd like to see him score with a particularly fine looking girl. Long Duck Dong gladly obliges, walks over to the girl but she turns him down. As Long Duck Dong walks back to his friend, his friend says...

"SCRAAAATCH!!"

by mb10 January 2, 2005