sticker shock delay

When you realize, at the end of January, that the Christmas gifts you received were not genuine Dolce and Gabbana (D&G) they were Dollar General (DG). The stickers, logos and emblems are bogus, fake and you've been punked!

Kelli- Damn Momma', all that stuff you got me for Christmas was from Dollar General not Dolce and Gabbana!
My friend Karlee saw it and now my whole class is laughin' at me!
Momma- Well darlin' I thought it was what you were askin' for with the big D and G and all! That's sticker shock delay fer sho'.

by mimimmmmmm January 31, 2010

cock shocked

When a female is obsessed with a males penis or "cock" so much that she can't get enough of it.

Dude, Abby is so cock shocked over Jerry.

She can get enough of him

by Grizzly dippers April 24, 2015

Captain Birdseye`s Cock

Descriptive word for something very salty

Fuck me don`t eat any more of Mum`s stew, its as salty as Captain Birdseye`s cock

by kendohmassif January 6, 2006

Boner Shock

1.The act of playing Bioshock with a boner.

2.The unfortunate event of having your dick electrocuted while you have a boner.

1.Last night I Boner Shocked for five hours straight. This morning I woke up in a hospital with my psychiatrist next to me.

2. Same shit here.

by Arcane Master March 18, 2015

Shocka Con

Somebody with jacked up hair

Person 1-Look at kierrahs hair today

Person 2- SHOCKA CON!!

by Shockaconists November 7, 2009

crimson shocker

A Shocker that can only be performed once a month...

Also a very good wand in World of Warcraft.

Captain Orgasmo gave the crimson shocker to Miss Menstrual and she loved it!

by Ocktavius April 19, 2006

shock the world

The act of putting the index and middle finger in the whole of the vagina, while putting the pinky finger in the ass hole.

Sam decided to shock the world of Sammi, he should wash his hands.

by 72u9qb2f90wf April 14, 2014