scene whore

Someone cashing in on a trend/scene, following it for fashions sake. Tends to be commonly associated with emo/hardcore scene.

Those damn scenexwhore kids and their stupid white belts, thinking they know what emo is, without realizing it died almost 10years ago.

by Isobel January 17, 2004

The Scene Trend

A terrible illness that must be cured. This trend is the worst of the worst. Some claim the fashion was derived from the 80's. Others say it's a whole new idea. The image alone has complete control over its victims personality. Many "un-influenced" kids have tried to cure this disease, but this epidemic is too powerful; it have spread to countless victims.

Symptoms of Scene Trend:

*To you being scene isn't just an image, it's a way of life.

*You claim not to label yourself, regardless of how you obviously try to follow the trend.

*Idolizing the following: Audrey Kitching, Jeffree Star, Kiki Kannibal, Alex Evans, DaniGore or any type of internet whore.

*You have "unique" hair.

*You say the following phrases exceedingly: "haters make me famous", "you're just jealous", "i'm original"

*Your nickname has one of these words: Massacre, Horror, Tragedy, Gore, etc...

*You socialize with anybody that has the same haircut as the next scene kid.

___Major symptoms of Scene Trend___

*Assume that anyone that does't like you is either fat, ugly, racist, 12 years old, or jealous.

*You have an ego

person #1: How do i get scene hair?!?! and where can i buy scene clothes?!?

person #2: It's a good thing you asked me. Let me tell you about the Scene Trend before it rapes you.

by cheeznipzryummy December 18, 2008

Scene Teen

If your 14 year old daughter comes home from school with a razor comb and box Manic Panic red hair dye, flips you the bird with one hand while piercing her eyebrow with the other, reminds you that all the bands you listened to when you were her age are dead now and smiles like she personally killed them, starts ending all words with -eh (like "kitteh"), trashes all the computers in the house by downloading virus infested shareware programs so she can put some more Boys Like Girls on her ipod, starts dating a guy that's sporting his little sister's jeans and more makeup than Boy George, suddenly tells you she's "bi" and that every girl she knows is "bi" and is "totally stalking" her, starts mixing plaids and florals in ways that make you wonder if you're having an LSD flashback, flat irons her hair so straight that if you smacked her in the head, her hair would shatter like glass, tells you she's "so scene" and then tells you to "go f'ing look it up lolz cuz u so retartuhed" when you ask her what the hell is a "scene"...you've got yourself a Scene Teen.

Someone replaced my beautiful daugher with a cussing, smoking, flat ironing hair wearing, skinny jean buying, monster...she's a scene teen.

by URmommah April 2, 2011

Unbelievable Scenes

when something very crazy or surprising happens, used in a happy context

Johnny brought his own beer to the party this time instead of stealing mine !, Unbelievable Scenes !

Look at that nerd tearing up the dancefloor ! Unbelievable Scenes !

by funnybloke April 15, 2012

fart scene

when you fart in class and a dumb ASS girl flips out and gets you in trouble

my ass: poot

girl: omg omg you farted its stinks omg

me: shut the fuck up

teacher: get out of my fucken class

me: why did you have to make fart scene

by oprahhitler March 7, 2009

Anti-Scene

A agenda to make yourself not look retarted, to not become a sheep, and to not become a total fucking fagot.

"Thank God I'm Anti-Scene or else I'd be a fucking moron."

by Robert Wilsonvut June 19, 2008

scene fag

Anyone that is trendy, follows and sucks corporate dog cock.

Typical Scene fag convo:
Emo kid: Hay guys lets go to hot topic and buy linkunt park cds

Emo kid #2: Yeah! and then we can go cut ourselves and pretend our lives suck!

by Almirshok March 13, 2010