Crazy-Hot Scale

The Crazy/Hot Scale was made popular by How I Met Your Mothers' Barney Stinson. For those of you not familiar with the show, it is a diagram for relating the craziness, c, of a given girl, to her hotness h. Ratings are based off the standard 1-10 scale (10 being the hottest/craziest and 1 being the least attractive/most sane). For example, one of the most recent girls I hooked up with would be about a (5,8) - so 5/10 crazy, 8/10 hot.

The Line of Equality

As Barney explains, "a girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot". Let's make h a function of c. So, as c increases, h(c) must also increase at an equal or greater rate. I will call this line, the line of equality.

h(c) = c, c = craziness of a given girl

For a girl to be considered hook-up material, her (c,h(c)) must lie above the line, and thus, h(c) ≥ c.

To illustrate, a girl who is a 7 on the crazy scale must be at least a 7 on the hotness scale as well. If she's a (7,8) - great! You're getting more bang for your buck (per se). However, if she's a (7,6) - get out of there. Quick.

Bill: Hey I saw you talking to Beth at the bar last night. Did you slam that?
Jeff: No way - After she started talking about her hair collection I realized she was a 10/9 on the Crazy-Hot Scale and blew.
Bill: Damn! It is hard to lose a 9 like that!

by babymamadrama June 13, 2014

1-10 Attractiveness scale

A scale in which women (or men) are grouped in a scale of 1 to 10, A 1 would be your nan or a bull and a 10 would be a giraffe in a bikini...

Steve: "You ever heard of the 1-10 Attractiveness scale."

Ben: "Nah explain."
Steve: "Name's on the tin..."
Ben: "K........
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Your sister's a 10."
Steve: "You Cu**."

by BarryChuckleTheChildFarmer October 3, 2016

the scarlet letter

A boring book most highschoolers are forced to read. Written in the 1700's, and is completely irrelevant now.

For a book that's basically about fucking, this thing sucks! The scarlet letter sucks.

by mrcaptaiman October 25, 2006

1-30 attractiveness scale

Similar to the 1-10 attractiveness scale this is a more in depth scale to grade a female in 3 different categories.
Chest: 1-10
Face: 1-10
Ass: 1-10
Once you've gotten your score for each category you add it all together and you have your score.

That girl is at least a 23 on the 1-30 attractiveness scale

by leflerz December 5, 2016

Scarlette

Very weird and unquie. very clumsy and huggy. Acts nice but is really actually evil on the inside. Hates talking on the phone! Strong in Math but horrible at spelling and english! has a HUGE butt but is very beautiful.

*scarlette kicks guy but misses and falls on huge butt*

by cracker4u June 13, 2009

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

This is how you judge a girl based on looks.

1)WHAT THE ACTUAL F***?
2) Gross!
3) Ew...
4) Meh...
5) Average.
6) A lil hot.
7) Hot.
8) Smokin'.
9) DAYUMMMMMN!!
10) *Starts jerking off*

Jason: Hey, rate her 1-10 fam.
Ethan: DAYUM! If we talkin' 1-10 Female attractiveness scale, probably a nine.

by nutsacia September 7, 2016

scarlett O'Hara

Usually a woman who comes from a good family with good graces but acts like a common street slut.

Lisa was the perfect daughter, little did her parents know she was really a Scarlett O'Hara, she would fuck anything with a pulse.

by Glenn Griffiths August 7, 2006