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Alabama Sanchez

When you cum on a girls face, and then use a permanent marker to draw a Pedro mustache on her upper lip.
"Are you talking to Julie?"
"No, shes still mad because I gave her an Alabama Sanchez last weekend"
by JeffreyMolldune June 2, 2018
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Blumpkin sanchez

While recieving a bumpkin the person giving fellatio reaches in the bowl and retrieves feces in order to smear it on their face
That female gave me a blumpkin sanchez; I doubt I'll be seeing her again
by Cptnhowdy June 6, 2018
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D. Tongue Sanchez

a lick given immediately after a dog has dined upon feces, or licked b-hole. It is the dirty sanchez variant delivered via dog tongue, that is not necessarily centric to the upper lip.
It was only when I noticed a smear of shit on my wrist that I was able to concede that my face, which had also been licked by my dog, was also covered in shit. My little puppy had executed a very thorough D. Tongue Sanchez.
by 1quarter20use#7 November 22, 2009
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Jameka Sanchez

The altar, ego of one, James Boyd.
To be about that life, and to be amongst shopping buddies with the hoes.

To let that gossip out.

To be in the mindframe of wanting to hit a bitch or smack a hoe.
To be all types of uncharacteristically ghetto about some petty shit due to a bitch needin to run Dey mouf.
Hey, don’t fuck with James bro he’s about to go to Jameka SanChez on your ass.

Yo, James is cool motherfucker, but he get around his girls and gets all Jameka Sanchez. Wantin to buy some bougie ass shit.

Yummy and James had his party last night, motherfucker, had two Red Bulls and turned into Jameka Sanchez. I heard all the hot gossip, and he smacked a bitch and grabbed this chicks ass all in one move.
by Bigpublisher January 11, 2023
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Alexa Sanchez

yeah Alexa Sanchez im talking to you Alexa likes to draw she loves IT the clown movie shes most likely indie
Alexa Sanchez is so cool or/ Alexa is so mean.
by issakyeahyoureadthatrightalexa November 17, 2020
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Dr. Sanchez

1. Gauze or tissue secured secured to the face in order to collect blood flowing from the nose.

2. Blood applied to the upper lip to resemble a mustache

Named for its resemblance to a "Dirty Sanchez", but involving blood rather than feces. It may (but does not have to) refer to a sexual act.
Rose sported a Dr. Sanchez in the hospital parking lot following her nose job surgery.
by Mischievo December 11, 2009
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Dirty Sanchez

Jan gave bill a dirty Sanchez.
by Italiangoddess1979 June 10, 2024
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