Kitty Sanchez

When Your girlfriend is giving you head and fingering your ass, then she comes up to kiss you and wipes her finger from your as on your upper lip

My girl was giving me the best head when that bitch pulled a kitty sanchez on me

by JJ Keller October 21, 2004

Sanchez

To disappear randomly and without prior warning often in the pursuit of an illicit adventure.

Where’s your brother? He’s gone Sanchez.

Things got so heavy I had to take myself Sanchez and was holed up in a hacienda in southern Mexico.

Mate I’ve got my girlfriend pregnant! Time to go Sanchez

by Ed Tempest November 19, 2007

Sache

The way of saying dope, cool, Gucci, or bad ass

Man that's so damn sache.
Nah bro we sache!

by Goldenthug18 January 7, 2016

Sanchez

A man above the legal age of consent who sleeps with (and likely impregnates) an under-aged female.

See: Sancho

That bastard Sanchez knocked up my daughter!

She was only 16, sorry dude, but youre Sanchez.

by Chopsky147 May 7, 2009

Dirty Sanchez

When you have anal sex with someone and shit gets on your dick as usual, but after that, you smear the shit on their lip, producing a moustache.

I gave Mike a Dirty Sanchez last night.

by Cummy worm August 18, 2010

Newfie Sanchez

A Newfie Sanchez is similar to a dirty sanchez, except that instead of giving the moustache to the woman, you fuck up and give yourself the moustache.

Stupid bastard, he was all proud of giving her a dirty sanchez, but the shit was actually on his face. He gave himself a Newfie Sanchez.

by Dirty, Dirty Bob April 28, 2006

Smached

It's a combinition of the word Smashed and Chiseled meaning to smash someone so hard they will feel as though they have been chiseled.

Smee: Wigan are gonna get smached here in the second half

Antony: Smashed**

Tom: Nooo! Smached, bitch.

by Houghton91 August 9, 2012