When you cum all over an unshaven beaver and then scratch your head, letting the dandruff cost the jizz soaked clam.
by See_dub_ya October 14, 2019
To receive a hand job through the anal cavity of a sexual partner, from a second partner, while in the vagina of the first.
"Banged a girl with a prolapsed asshole. Then her friend joined in and gave me a Himalayan Salt Shaker"
"Yeah Jess broke up with me cos I asked her for a Himalayan Salt Shaker"
" I can't really get off unless she's giving me a Himalayan Salt Shaker"
"Just ticked the Himalayan Salt Shaker off me bucket list"
"Yeah Jess broke up with me cos I asked her for a Himalayan Salt Shaker"
" I can't really get off unless she's giving me a Himalayan Salt Shaker"
"Just ticked the Himalayan Salt Shaker off me bucket list"
by Channel9chook November 30, 2016
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
Dude, Shelley is totally driving a salt truck right now because we left her at that restaurant with that lesbian chick.
by youllneverguess... August 19, 2010
The goal of the Seasoned Salt Challenge is to snort a tablespoon of seasoned salt faster than your opponent can shotgun a Coors Light. Ultimately, you cannot win this challenge. It is the equivalent to spraying mace up your nose for 10 seconds. The spices in the seasoning will destroy your nasal cavity, causing your eyes to force themselves shut (aside from a torrent of tears escaping) and your face to feel like someone dumped an entire colony of African Fire Ants onto it. You are guaranteed to cry for 20 minutes and sneeze for the next 2 hours. The after effects of this challenge are still felt days later. It is said to be one of the most unnatural highs a human should never experience.
Bonus points are awarded for having sex with someone the same night you complete the Seasoned Salt Challenge.
Bonus points are awarded for having sex with someone the same night you complete the Seasoned Salt Challenge.
"Hey man, did you see Nick snort that tablespoon of seasoned salt?"
"Yes! I can't believe he did that. The best part is, no one told him to snort it. He did it of his own free will."
"He must like to party, I've never seen someone do the Seasoned Salt Challenge, I thought it was a myth!"
"Yes! I can't believe he did that. The best part is, no one told him to snort it. He did it of his own free will."
"He must like to party, I've never seen someone do the Seasoned Salt Challenge, I thought it was a myth!"
by tdsteveaustin May 11, 2010
To embelish a story. To exagerate.
by PicusPooLoo August 12, 2005
When a mormon man stacks his wives on top of each other and has sex with them at the same time. Exiting and entering them in sequential order.
John: Dude, did you hear about Marvin?
Jim: No way, what's up with Marvin?
John: He totally rocked the salt lake stacker with like 12 chicks. It was crazy.
Jim: Nice!!!
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Marvin: I AM ROCKING THE SALT LAKE STACKER WITH LIKE 12 CHICKS!!!! NICE!!!!
Jim: No way, what's up with Marvin?
John: He totally rocked the salt lake stacker with like 12 chicks. It was crazy.
Jim: Nice!!!
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Marvin: I AM ROCKING THE SALT LAKE STACKER WITH LIKE 12 CHICKS!!!! NICE!!!!
by Alex_2022 February 07, 2007