SocialNetwork Syndrome

To labor under the illusion that information you post on Facebook actually holds significant meaning to your virtual friends.

First guy; "How do you spell Bacon?"

Second guy; "Dude, Are you seriously updating your Facebook status again? You have mental issues. You may suffer from SocialNetwork Syndrome Man and no one gives a shit about what you ate for breakfast."

by SoCalAndy January 9, 2012

Ssaykael syndrome

ssaykael syndrome- is leaky ass backwards. Pronounced (sa-ay-kal) (syn-drome). This is when you have farts that just seem to seep out. It is passing gas on a constant basis.

While sitting in a Wright State class room studying to be a professional, I experienced Ssaykael syndrome. My friends were not amused that the room smelt soo bad, and that it continued to occure. So I went to the board and wrote what was happing to me Ssaykael syndrome = leaky ass backwards we enjoyed a good laugh and went back to work.

by dntldoc February 23, 2011

Stonedoubt syndrome

The phenomena of when you're stoned and can't decide if e.g a selfie you just took looks fine as hell or it just appears to you so, because you're high. Therefore you doubt everything you experience: if wether a thing or situation is just as it is because you're baked or it is objectively normal.

OP: Is this urban dictionary post total bullshit or a totally normal and nice thing to define and share with other people? Damn, caught myself in 4k in the stonedoubt syndrome!

by stonepac April 3, 2022

ICY Syndrome

ICY is a serious medical condition. It is a disorder of the message system in the brain. Someone that is ICY loses the ability to act properly or to think clearly - his or her mind is split from reality. ICY affects 1% of people throughout the world. It sometimes starts during childhood, but most often shows up in the late teens or 20s.

hey dude I think "kool kid" is suffering from ICY Syndrome

by juice353 February 19, 2009

Hogwarts syndrome

You want to go to Hogwarts so bad it hurts. You want to be a part of the world in the Harry Potter universe, You want to be involved in the wizarding world. We all know you probably have a massive crush on one of the characters as well, and you probably ship either drarry or wolfstar.

Beanz: I am really sad I just want to be part of the wizarding world it’s not fair :(
Heinz: I think you have Hogwarts syndrome! Don’t be sad! :(

by Heinz beanz January 20, 2021

Cereal Syndrome

When you are around someone so much that everything they do pisses you off. Reguardless of how petty it is, up to and including the way they eat their cereal.

Man I must have Cereal Syndrome because everything Kevin does pisses me off. Look at the way he’s eating his cereal!!!!

Look at Kevin’s dumb fucking face! I think I have Cereal Syndrome because that shouldn’t bother me but it does and I don’t care. Fuck him.

by Thundercock 5000 March 8, 2019

School syndrome

A result of spending your precious time on this planet in the useless black hole that it school.

Symptoms include: Suicidal thoughts, depression, anxiety, perfectionism, disappointment from yourself and your peers, lack of sleep, forgetfulness, weight loss, loss of friends, and hygiene deterioration.

Sadly, the only known cure is to deal with it until you are no longer required to go to school by the government.

Person 1: You look down, what's wrong?
Person 2: Oh nothing... I'm just dealing with school syndrome.
Person 1: Oh no! We need to get help!

by mr suicide man September 29, 2020