A dance achieved wearing only "Dansko" clogs. The shuffle originated from the sliding movement a person must use while wearing danskos, to safely get across an icy driveway. To do the "Dansko Shuffle," one makes awkward forward movements one leg at a time as if cross country skiing.
The Dansko Shuffle was very prevalent at the party, for a lot of the people were REI junkies wearing clogs.
by bekah017 March 13, 2009
Get the The Dansko Shuffle mug.A meal eaten in a Mayfair Wankpit. There are usually at least five courses, none of which satisfy, and all of which cost far too much. The expression is derived from one of the traditional euphemisms for masturbation: five knuckle shuffle. The obvious implication is that the five course meal really is a pile of 'wank'.
Gwendoline, this five course knuckle shuffle is taking the edge off my apetite for the supper we will have in that other Mayfair Wankpit. I may well have to leave it on the table.
by stanleybalds September 29, 2012
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Running out of a public bathroom (without washing hands) after you take a huge, nasty shit...in an effort to avoid possibility of eye contact with other nonshitters who may be leaving bathroom....
Susie Q Public had to shit and shuffle out of Barnes and Noble after she blasted the stall with a fresh case of explosive diarrhea...luckily she didn't see anyone on the way out and had hand sanitizer in her purse.
by Shah of the Bayou October 8, 2013
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Get the Kit Kat shuffle mug.The act of hooking up with a less attractive college girl after midnight because of a lack of other options. It is transactional in nature; there is no sleeping over and it is a one-time occurrence.
by etymologycrusader September 24, 2019
Get the 2 AM shuffle mug.According to George Carlin, Slugfest is a festival which is held once a year. 100 000 macho muscle men are gathered and are put inside a big 17-acre dirt arena. For 24 hours non-stop they beat the shit out of eachother, no food or water, they are only given whisky and PCP. When there is one left standing, he is put on a pedestal and shot in the head.
by jambabeer July 22, 2009
Get the Slugfest mug.To defaecate (SHIT) in a paint cup or other container and snort the gases produced, resulting in a trailer trash high.
Person 1: Hey wanna get high?
Hick: Yeah, lets go shuff in the back of my dads RV
Person 1: Get the fuck out of hear you trailer trash hick! Thats fucking gross.
Person 2: What the fuck is shuffing?
Person 1: Urban Dictionary bro....
Hick: Yeah, lets go shuff in the back of my dads RV
Person 1: Get the fuck out of hear you trailer trash hick! Thats fucking gross.
Person 2: What the fuck is shuffing?
Person 1: Urban Dictionary bro....
by Teh Real G May 31, 2010
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