period slurper

A man female or both who slurp period juice.

Brandon and Paul are period slurper's who suck lexy's period juice.

by snickle douche August 13, 2010

golden slurp

an obese women performing the art of pulling out her stomach fat and shaping it as a bowl while a man pisses in the "bowl", then the obese woman proceeds to suck the piss out with a straw. then the man recieves head from the woman, with the piss still in the womans mouth.

bro, i made tha fat bitch give me the golden slurp. shit was tight son.

by mr. flex January 10, 2012

jug slug

When a well endowed woman hits you across the face with one of her boobs.

I went in for a motorboat, but got jug slugged instead.

She turned around so quick, she gave me a jug slug.

I love me some big titties, but I was afraid of getting knocked out by a jug slug.

by boob-racer December 18, 2012

Life Slump

Life turning shitty through a series of bad choices or unlucky events.

"did you hear his girlfriend just broke up with him for a douchebag?"-guy 1
"really? His dog just died two weeks ago"- guy 2
"damn, he is in a major life slump"- guy 1

by Knight rider June 28, 2013

cream slug

A single shotgun blast of semen that lands in a tight grouping and ever so slowly slides down ones face, leaving a single defined trail that is similar to that of a slug.

The wife gave me a Handjibber when i got back from the field, and i smoked her with a cream slug

CHIMO

by C/S 3 IN 1 & MACHIATTO October 23, 2013

Street Slurping

The opposite of road head. The act of getting your pussy licked while driving.

She received some nice street slurping while she was driving her boyfriend to school.

"Hey Wally, I'm feeling frisky"
"How bout I street slurp the fuck out of you"

by EHarps and Walldeezy March 12, 2014

Bacon Slug

The feeling you get after eating way too much bacon in a single meal. Usually occurs at a breakfast buffet.

It was so good at the time and I had to have more, but now I feel like a complete bacon slug.

by Ozweepay Jones February 12, 2015