scrimpons

Parts or particals of old moldy food, that often developes it's own heartbeat..

My buddy Pokenuts was soo drunk he ate some old scrimpons that was in my fridge for years..

Hey poke don't eat them scrimpons they could hurt ya..

by John Jendrasak November 11, 2008

scrimply quest

Scrimply quest is an internet joke on tiktok revolving around a fake video game.

"The scrimply quest boss was so hard."
"The scrimply quest theme is so good."

by Spider master February 6, 2023

Shrimpa

The ultimate insult to a person who has extremely small dick energy or is an absolute pussy.

Jeb: Duncan you’re a fucking shrimpa

by shrimpadorian69 September 12, 2019

shlimpy

shlimpy is a word that means tiny shlong, little dick, micro peen, and itty bitty wang tang etc.

barbra: omg alicia look!! Lane sent me a pic of his SHLIMPY it’s so incredibly small!

he said he wanted to rearrange my guts but we all know he couldn’t reach with up there with his shlimpy

abbreviation: lil shlimp

by manshutyobitchassup May 7, 2020

shrimptuition

An intuitive understanding regarding the proper cooking time of shrimp.

"Jennifer, this recipe says to cook the shrimp for 17 minutes, then add chicken, then cook for another 5. My shrimptuition knows that can't be right."

by WordsWineFriends November 18, 2018

scrimps

Ghetto slang for shrimp.

Let's go to the Red Lobster and get me some scrimps!

by Snotbubble December 28, 2009

Shrimpin it

When someone sits with very bad posture, curving their back like a shrimp

"Ah my back hurts!"
"Thats because you're shrimpin it!"

by Elmongo July 5, 2021