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shanks

colloquial way of saying 'thanks' or 'thank you'
bob: here's the math homework you asked for
mary: shanks!
by batheebang October 13, 2020
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Vagina Shanking

The act of fisting a girl repeatedly out of anger and then shoving dildos in and out rapidly.you can use other round objects such as Carrots, Cucumbers, Pickles, Traffic cones, Poles, Lead Pipes, Ice Cream Cones (with or without Ice Cream), Feet, Florescent Light bulb, and last but not least The Denver Broncos.
Dude she cheated on him.

Oh Shit! He is gonna be Vagina Shanking her tonight!
by bigblackwolf November 6, 2012
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Shank Fairy

When a stabbing occurred, and everyone who was around when the stabbing occurred, says they did not see anything because they were asleep or they were in the bathroom with all 30 other people who were around when the stabbing occurred. So, the Shank Fairy is obviously the one who did the stabbing.....
Jacob: Hey, Frank, who stabbed up this guy?

Frank: I don't know, everybody says they were in the bathroom when it happened. Nobody saw anything....

Jacob: That f'n shank fairy!!
by Jdawg1775 December 14, 2012
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Jew Shanking

I totally got a Jew shanking last night on my blind date...
by Scash March 23, 2012
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Shank

The relaxation method most commonly used by men in the bathroom. The process involves Wanking and any combination of: Showering, Shitting, or Shaving. Combining the skills requires great skill and double (Two from the 'Sh...' list) and triple (three of the 'Sh....' list) shanks have been know to be fatal.
(Man returns from bathroom on night-out)
Mate: Good Shank?
Man: Yeah, just a double though - I left my razor at home.
by Doone March 9, 2011
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shank

The word used to replace shit when my parents are around.
Used by my sister and her best friend.
Most commonly used when we all play cards.
Oh, shank! I dropped the whole deck of cards!

Shank... You're winning now.
by Vildar July 15, 2011
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Chang Shank

A golf shot that flies of the club at right angle at head height as an effect from the golfer drinking Thai Chang beer just before
Yumm 6.4 % glug glug , address ball , Four !!! That was a right Chang shank.
by jtsaint June 30, 2011
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