Shank

1. Literally, to stab in the stomach

2. More loosely, to screw something up, make a mistake, etc.

3. In sports: to make a bad shot/play, to hit the ball awkwardly.

Did you see that tennis ball? I hit it over the fence!
Yeah, you really shanked that one.

by tennisdude November 20, 2010

Shank

When you are shitting and wanking at the same time.

I feel like going for a shank.

by Jitler2 February 20, 2022

shank

The time saving method of both 'having a Shit and having a Wank at the same time'. Straining whikst having a poo can heighten orgasm.

See you in 5 mins lads I'm off for a shank

by GarryB March 22, 2017

Ryan Shanks

Gets a lot of sex from women daily and has a 13 inch cock. Very strong and touch man. He Has a six pack. He is very sexy and cute. He only plays with women on video games.

OMG Ryan Shanks cock was so big last night

by Massive Cock Man Ryan April 15, 2021

Shank

This is the act of having a raging wank whilst in the shower.

It is done to be able to fit more activities into the day by combining two activties into one without having to go through the hassle of cleaning up after a wank.

Joan: whats up with you today, normally you very angry and tense?
Colin: well i've adopted this new programme into my life called shanking which applies a wank in the same time as i shower killing two birds with one stone and without the effort of not having to clean up after my intense wanking.

by Super Queef October 26, 2009

shank

To succeed at something, eat something up, slay.

Girl, you shanked.

You are shanking in that dress right now.

That’s so shank.

by jessesgirl7 May 21, 2024

Stank Shank

A big fat sweaty cock that has just been pulled out of an asshole and is about to go into a mouth.

Here comes the Stank Shank!

by Locksmagic March 15, 2023