Stoner

anyone who smokes weed can be a stoner. a straight A student or a homeless guy. people think stoners are the scum of earth and live in sqats etc. which is harsh as weed chills you out and you have a laugh. never seen anyone be violent on weed. but when people drink its fights fights fight. Make weed legal and the world would be a better place!

stoner: take me out the oven! im baked

by hellokitty12123 July 14, 2010

sponer

spiritual boner
a)a hardness in the crotch area when you are spiritually aroused
b)a sexual arousal when spiritually blessed
c)spiritual mind boner
does not have anything to do with lust

When I saw Brooke Fraser at a Hillsongs concert, I got a sponer.

by tenaya-thuggin April 28, 2009

Sconed

A more friendly online variation of 'owned'- to be beaten (outdone) by someone or something.

See 'owned' for synonymous defintions.

Fyst totally sconed Floydy in that last game. :)

by Floydy January 20, 2007

Poser Stoner

A bud smoker who starts smoking after the age of 18 and/or a bud smoker who did not smoke until starting college. They generally try to pass off as a legit sm0ker, but were most likely known as preppy shit talkers in highschool who thought they were better than the stoners they now try to pass off as.

Look at Lindsey! Back in the gap she used to trip if someone lit an el around her and all of a sudden she wants to hit it? Poser stoner.

by PHAT420 January 7, 2011

Stoner logic

Something that would seem completely retarded while sober, seems like the best idea you have ever heard while under the influence of Marijuana.

Dude 1 - "Dude, my friend was smoking some pot the other day and jumped off the roof of his house onto a trampoline and broke his arm."

Dude 2 - "I bet he thought it was an awesome idea."

Dude 3 - "Yeah, that's some stoner logic."

by Wahahahaha! October 26, 2009

scover

combination of the words "scoot" and "over"

"can you please scover a couple of seats down?"

by nathan ledesma October 22, 2003

Stoner

Someone who enjoys smoking a lot of bud and toking it up with friends, not to be mistaken with a pothead. A stoner gets high and enjoys it, a pothead tells everyone who they can get within earshot with.

Stoner
1.) Is honored to load the bowl or roll the joint
2.) will blaze a friend who muches no matter what
3.) Can make a bong out of anything
4.) Has code words and can act cool in a public situation
5.) has a creed that they follow

Pothead
1.) Brags about how high they get
2.) Doesnt let anyone smoke with them that dont bring bud or cash
3.) need instructions to make a bong and stupidly google it
4.) Freak out in public situations and yell out each others names
5.) Basically its a fight for your own, if you lose shut up

Stoner 1: Sure man, here load this and well start toking Mr. Noms, just bring some next time
Stoner 2: Thanks man

Pothead 1: Dude you didnt bring any weed!? no way you can smoke with me (insert name here)
Pothead 2: (next day) I got so high last night!!

by Snakeeyes:) March 7, 2010