son of a monkey's ass

Something frustrating in its disgustingness.
Orginally, a man birthed from the anus of a monkey or an ape.

::Jeanine unable to get credit card machine to work: "Son of a monkey's ass!"

by Meta April 12, 2004

Sassy Pants

a term used for someone being abnormally mouthy for themselves and attempting to be cute. Usually found in the Romanian culture. This can be spotted if one is wearing ankle socks with flip flops.

Have you talked to Dan yet? Watch out cause he is DEFINITELY wearing his sassy pants today!!

by sassiest pants October 6, 2010

sassiety

A full-fledged society woman.

Who does she think she is? Besides a beautiful big shot sassiety pigeon with a coupla zillion bucks?

by Laz January 9, 2005

Sasse

A hairy beast who likes to have sex with mothers.

Look its a Sasse with my mum!

by Sebbiebro October 19, 2017

Half past the monkey's ass

A saying that means that it's way late to be doing something or for something.

" Sorry I'm so late coming back for our date but we had a flat".
" It's half past the monkey's ass".

by judge dredd7 September 4, 2012

sasspot

To call someone a sasspot is to acknowledge that they are being a difficult smart ass, and that you are inherently charmed by that quality.

Callan: What was going on their?

Max: Oh, not too much. That reminds me though, next time you're at the store can you pick up some grammar? I think you're out.

Callan: Sasspot.

by maxer64 January 12, 2009

hurricane sassy

an amazing world wide trending topic that tyler oakley, lindsay lohan and alexander gold made happen in october 28th

I am living for Hurricane Sassy

by flickingpayne October 28, 2012