Robertotron

When a Mexican pothead is cut in half and turned into a robot set on destroying Baby Jonathan

"I am Robertotron! prepare for me to devour Baby Jonathan!"

by Mary-Susan September 15, 2009

robert karl jahns

A homo sexual kid(s) that don't understand the world and thinks they are cool.

My son is getting bullied at school by a real robert karl jahns

by bubbi December 30, 2009

Robe snatcher

A woman who goes to monasteries looking for a husband.

Abbot to the monks: "Brothers, take custody of your eyes and remain vigilant! There are a few robe snatchers on retreat this weekend."

by thepeppamint May 21, 2011

Robert E.

An individual who stands out from the crowd with his terrible Dad or pun jokes. He can be heard with his distinct Asthma infused seizure animal call which sounds his habitat in a high pitched decibel, an alternative "nose laugh" may be heard in rare cases. A Robert E. or a Robertus Abusmaximus is a rather large creature that walks on its 2's and is by default muscular and very athletic, defined by its very strong abdominal strength and vascular biceps.

A Robert E's diet consists of a balanced diets, mainly being Tuna of assorted flavourings and the occasional pizza. A Robert E loves to maintain a balanced and will work out for 20 minutes to burn off excess energy.

The most common attribute of a Robert E is that it likes to sound its prey terrible dad or pun jokes causing ear drum ruptures and eyes to fall out and wither. Anyone who lives to see the next day after experiencing the Robert joke usually develop mental disorders like autism or dementia causing breaking down in life.

e.g.

Robert E. "Hey guys did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?"

Audience "No"

Robert E. "The food was good, but it had no atmosphere"

Robert E. "haha good one me"

by injct7retardawannaz December 3, 2013

robert fortson

Thin layer of penis skin surrounding the shaft.

Baby I love when you lick my Robert fortson

by Guywithgun July 3, 2014

rebed™ⓒ

Rebed is to be extremely drunk. So drunk you spin out of control when being trolled. so drunk that it's impossible for anyone to reason with you.

Did you see that drunk guy on mocospace in rnp? He was spinning so bad because he drank moonshine all day. He was completely rebed™ⓒ

by spitfire124 August 25, 2014

Robert Downey Stark

When an actor is placed in a role that is so similar to the actors own persona there is practically no need to act.

I cast Tom Cruise as a mentally unstable sheep in the new Dreamworks movie, what a Robert Downey Stark

by [e-mail] November 3, 2015