Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read

A stoned little ginger who is very good at not passing exams. Has a homosexual brother who many fear is passing the "Fag" virus to himself.

Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read, you spastic

by Captain OCD October 30, 2022

Read the red words

A phrase coined by TikTok celeb Jen Hamilton. It refers to the red words in the New Testament of the Bible, which are words that Jesus himself said.

You need to read the red words, you MAGA scum

by Jadyn_Sage June 15, 2025

Reading poems

Beating your meat

Girl:wyd

Guy:reading poems

by Shikei jr February 17, 2022

To read the Bible

To masterly beat the nob

Achmed: ay where you going
Jerome: To read the bible. Ill be right back

by Big Nob Kyle October 30, 2019

read up on it

What you may literally hafta do if you wanna learn Chinese --- some of their text is arranged in a vertical column that hasta be scanned from the bottom to the top in order to decipher it. Makes ya wonder how the Chinese don't get sore necks from all dat bobble-headed noddin' they do whenever they sit down to read da mornin' paper.

Learning how to make sense of all that fancy vertical signage in Chinatown is fairly simple --- just read up on it.

by QuacksO May 9, 2018

a read

An epic online discussion that requires at least an hour, a comfy seat and snack.

I'm gonna have to wait til I get off work to get into this Pro 2nd Amendment discussion on Facebook. Its definitely a read.

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck May 17, 2023

Read Below

If you don't allow Blue Anon to be published, I will kill you.

Read Below:
I will kill you.

by Cade Cade March 7, 2021