old raisin

An Elderly person, usually old as hell and more wrinkly than a raisin.

Wow, that woman is an old raisin

by griff_L2 September 29, 2023

oatmeal raisin cookie

it was a prank made for king henry VIII

oatmeal raisin cookies are ass

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 31, 2024

Shaving the rasin

When the head of ones penis misses the mark and is scraped against pubes on the outer rim of the target.

I was going for a poke but ended up shaving the rasin.

by Salo120 December 22, 2010

Become a raisin

When you’re in the shower/hot tub for just too long!

Imma become a raisin, wont you take my place?

by greguniverse October 4, 2020

the river raisin snot rocket

When a male is receiving oral sex and about the time he cums he grabs his partner by the ears and cums til it comes out the other persons nose.

Dave: I gave Jackson the river raisin snot rocket the other day while he swung his jazz hands around and snot rocketed all over my dick.

by The river raisin volcano December 21, 2020

yogurt covered raisins

only the best food ever and if you disagree, perish

bro 3: bro do you want some yogurt covered raisins
bro 4: nah, i hate those
*bro 4 fucking denigrates*

by august so cool (not clawthorne June 30, 2022

Motel 6 Raisin Brand

A covert term most notably used to indicate that you intend to purchase an inexpensive elderly prostitute to a group text message of johns.

Hey guys, I’m headed up to East Bethel to grab some Motel 6 Raisin Brand, I hear it’s AMAZING!

by Yo Noid! September 2, 2022