Breakfast Roll

Female initiated morning sex. The Breakfast Roll is performed when your babe wakes up all wet, hot and horny. Whilst you are still sleeping, she latches ahold of your morning wood, climbs on top and starts riding old morning glory until she climaxes. Breakfast Rolls usually end up with a male climax by finishing you off with a handy or fellatio.

Stan: Carl you are late for work again. This cannot continue. I have a business to run. Why are you constantly late every morning the past two weeks?
Carl: I am sorry Stan. I am out of routine. My old lady keeps doing the Breakfast Roll every morning. Bitch is horned up something fierce. I will stop her next time.
Stan: Hell no Carl. Let the bitch ride it. I will just change your start time!

by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2015

knock and roll

To ejaculate on one side of a double bed, then to roll over to the other side, allowing the love juice to dry before sleep. (a lazy man's wank)

"im going upstairs to practice some knock and roll".

by warb October 24, 2004

Anti-Rick Roll

A link which promises Rick Astley delivers something completely different.

Ah, man. I wanted to watch Rick Astley but it's a video of Bigfoot buying breakfast cereal. I got Anti-Rick Rolled.

by Strongarm Labs October 12, 2008

beef anus roll

hot dog

What's for dinner?

How 'bout a grilled beef anus roll?

Make that two!

by The Evil Boll Weevil January 25, 2011

primitive rock n roll

a musical genre which combines trash, blues, rockabilly, psychobilly, surf and punk; mostly low-fi recorded; themes sex, drugs, rock n roll, horror, movies, trash. mostly played by one or two man bands;

e.g.: Voodoo Rhythm Records (Switzerland), Rev. Beat Man (Switzerland), The Mortars (Austria), King Automatic (France) etc.

primitive rock n roll: Voodoo Rhythm Records (Switzerland), Rev. Beat Man (Switzerland), The Mortars (Austria), King Automatic (France) etc.

by Rockabilly1983 January 27, 2012

Let's Rock and Roll

A term usually used by white dads when leaving any location.

Son: Hey Dad, we have to leave for skyzone now.
Dad: Alright, let's rock and roll!

by Dragon Lettuce April 15, 2019

nut-roll

An extremely painful event, akin to having your testicles overrun by a steamroller.

1. Senate confirmation hearings are a real nut-roll for the nominees.
2. That final exam was a nut-roll!

by KV Peifer October 21, 2005