by Mexicansavage18 April 14, 2022
Get the Dick ridingmug. by Nurseshell06 May 4, 2020
Get the j ridemug. by wessozman August 17, 2012
Get the ride with the stridemug. Sexual intercourse wherein one partner is positioned behind the other (i.e., "doggy style"), during which one or both partners are exceptionally high on hallucinogens, or at least have particularly good imaginations.
Boredom is the mother of innovation.
At this point, what wasn't stale for us was probably physically impossible, or at least would cost my security deposit. I'd fucked with him from above, below, front and behind. In harnesses, in costumes, strap-ons, and blinds. But today, today was special. We watched How to Train your Dragon, Reign of Fire, and left a demo of Panzer Dragoon playing on the screen, and we each demolished an eighth after picking up shrooms from our source uptown. I put him behind me to start the night's sexcapades, but suddenly in a blink we weren't burnouts fucking like dogs in a shitty apartment. I was a beautiful, winged beast, with claws like great curved swords, with tits like two zeppelins, and he was a rider, young and full of wanderlust, and together we were possessed of that ancient thrill, dragon riding. Off we flew, sexing past enemy fire through the defenses of the Dick Empire to claim the ancient artifact, Sexcalibur, for ourselves.
At this point, what wasn't stale for us was probably physically impossible, or at least would cost my security deposit. I'd fucked with him from above, below, front and behind. In harnesses, in costumes, strap-ons, and blinds. But today, today was special. We watched How to Train your Dragon, Reign of Fire, and left a demo of Panzer Dragoon playing on the screen, and we each demolished an eighth after picking up shrooms from our source uptown. I put him behind me to start the night's sexcapades, but suddenly in a blink we weren't burnouts fucking like dogs in a shitty apartment. I was a beautiful, winged beast, with claws like great curved swords, with tits like two zeppelins, and he was a rider, young and full of wanderlust, and together we were possessed of that ancient thrill, dragon riding. Off we flew, sexing past enemy fire through the defenses of the Dick Empire to claim the ancient artifact, Sexcalibur, for ourselves.
by stardust crusader January 15, 2018
Get the dragon ridingmug. That feeling you get when you're high on a probable love affair especially when it's a crush or one sided love that doesn't get through due to either being in a friendzone or because the guy you like is a big time douche puppy or because he turns out to be a spineless traitor or simply because..... sigh!...... Circumstances.
by CrazyHeadShit26J95 November 18, 2018
Get the Dreamland Ridemug. 1-Getting beat into a gang to get the paisley bandanna with representative colors, a sign of respect.
2-A gang fight
3-Proving your worth in a gang by putting in work as a soldier
2-A gang fight
3-Proving your worth in a gang by putting in work as a soldier
1-See him? He just got off the paisley ride. He's nothing to fuck with now, my boy got his blue paisley.
2-Theres's a paisley ride between the Crips and some other gang and the whole block is on lockdown....
3- This boy just went on a good fucking paisley ride for us, man, we gotta give him some massive respect for reppin our set and being a soldier
2-Theres's a paisley ride between the Crips and some other gang and the whole block is on lockdown....
3- This boy just went on a good fucking paisley ride for us, man, we gotta give him some massive respect for reppin our set and being a soldier
by Chelsea Blue July 11, 2010
Get the paisley ridemug. by Baxters January 16, 2022
Get the Riding The Beefmug.