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Queef

"Hey man, I heard you slept with Rachel"

"Yeah man, but she queefed on me the whole time".
by MIchael Sera January 8, 2019
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queef it up

this is when one hit's the pussy so hard she starts to queef uncontrollably and loudly
"wow bro, did you queef it up last night?"
"yeah!"
"nice"
by innocentbystander May 1, 2019
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Queef bubble

When you accidentally get your siblings magic bubble wand blower and stick it up your vagina and it breaks in there. Then you queef with the liquid inside and it makes a bubble!
step bro: *accidentally walks in room* omg is that a queef bubble? that’s kinda hot.

me: *blushes* yes, but tell Josh (other sibling) I’m really sorry and it was an accident, I was really horny and my tight pussy broke it 😣

step bro: alright, we’ll just buy him another one, but we can fix your horniess for now 😏
by juicyboogerdoll July 22, 2020
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queef jar

Noun

A queef jar is a jar in which a girl is forced to queef Into. It’s then fermented for a year, until Christmas Eve where the jar is hidden under the pillow and it’s contents are released on Christmas Day... The queef jar is said to release all sins and stress.
“eves queef jar was stored under simons pillow, ready to be released the next day!”
by JoannesToe December 21, 2020
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Queef

an adjective used to describe something as really good
by HancockBalls November 1, 2022
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arf quarf

Quarf produced by a member of the canine family.
My dog keeps leaving these arf quarf stains all over my carpet. It's enough to make me want to quarf.
by Jesus Crosby-Lindner November 10, 2007
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mouth queef

When somebody makes a queef noise from their mouth.
Does not have to be sexual, can refer to any weird noised form the mouth.
Madison mouth queefed when she was sucking her fingers.
by super_blumpkin April 26, 2010
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