Punch a Kitten

Punch A Kitten: A internet term that is usually used when someone has either:

1. said something so stupid they must be punished to some extent and since we do not have the power to reach thru the internet yet to slap that person then a kitten must be punched on their behalf.

2. a individual has become enraged with such anger the only possible means of feeling better is to do the unthinkable of punching such a cute and cuddly animal that has done no wrong.
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Example1.

Forum user 1. I lub the internetz dat much i muszt beez da bombzerz!

Forum user 2. Your inablility to type something intelligent makes me want to punch a kitten You Grand Master Cock Dragon!
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Example 2.

Texas Republican: WTF Obama won the God Damn Election!!! That Dick Banger makes me so fuckin angry I want to go Punch a Kitten right now!!!

by Dusty M. August 28, 2009

Fart Punch

When someone drops a fart of such magnitude that you react as if you were physically punched in the face. Its like being assaulted by death.

I was in the elevator at work and i swear to god Jack delivered a Fart Punch to every one of us in there. I didnt here it coming but when it hit i cried like a little girl that just learned life has consequences.

by King Simmo November 14, 2013

polynesian punch

While having intense sex with a woman from behind, one will begin punching her in her anus until one's fist enters

That girl I met at the bar last night was so kinky, she asked me to do the polynesian punch.

by Larthius September 3, 2014

ginger punch

The game of punching someone (usually a friend) close to you on the arm when you see a ginger.
This sometimes becomes a challenge to see who can spot the most gingers and punch the hardest.
Side effects include bruises and usually being glared at by a ginger.
The punched person may cross their fingers right before being punched and yell "knix!", thus making them immune to a ginger punch. If the person this punches you, even though you crossed your fingers, you may hit them back.

Ginger: *walks by*
Frank: GINGER PUNCH!!!! *punches Sam*
Sam: Knix!!!! *crosses fingers before punch is thrown so that Frank can't punch him*

by janndemann February 12, 2013

Hippo Punch

When a gent is enjoying some anal love with his lady, he can punch her in her kidneys, making her prolapse all over his member.

"I hippo punched Tracy last night, best thing I ever did. Came like a trooper. Mind you she's had to go to the hospital now."

by IkeBox January 30, 2009

Erica Punch

A slap across the face given by a male and received by a female resulting in a Title IX report and a No-Contact Order against the male.

"Did you hear about the Erica Punch at that party?" "Yeah, that guy is a complete asshole!" "She filed a report and he's not allowed to contact her at all anymore!"

by Mr. Aaron Rodgers December 10, 2014

Stomach Punch

1. The act of cramming your penis so far into your girl that you hit her stomach and cause her a discomforting amount of pain, and that awkward feeling of having cramps/having to shit.

John-"Yo, you get with that bitch last night?"

Daniel "Shit, You know it. I hit is so hard last night i straight stomach punched that hoe"

by MammothDubya November 19, 2013