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Price Cap

A term used by corrupt governments to regulate how much companies can bend over their customers and spread those cheeks.
British energy suppliers: “We want to f*** our customers and charge them even more money because we can.”

UK Government: “No problem we will just increase the price cap. How much do you want to charge them?”

British energy suppliers: “Thanks, a 300% increase should be enough. Can’t wait to announce record profits.”
by Conway6288 August 26, 2022
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Picture Squat

The rather strange “squeezing in” squat you see performed, mostly by women, where the individual or individuals squat down in front of a crowd during a photograph as of they feel theyre not fitting into the picture. It is believed by the person being photographed that the photographer has no ability to tell them whether or not they’re in the photo so they assume they have to squat in an effort to “squeeze in” making themselves look pretty stupid.

This pose can ruin photos pretty quickly when there are multiple people performing it. It even degrades further when only one side of the photo showcases the pose while the other side seems to have brains and know how to trust in the photographer.
“Hey man, you got those pics from the company BBQ?”

“Oh yeah here ya go, but they were pretty bad with everyone on the left doing the picture squat”

“Oh man I see what you’re saying. It was a pretty well planned group photo, there wasn’t really th need to squeeze in.”

“Yeah, the photographer kept saying it was fine but they kept doing it. So now half of the pic looks like we have idiots working here”
by anonymous January 26, 2023
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Practicide

The act of practicing a technique, or a portion of an overarching strategy, repeatedly without the expectation of success; often resulting in failure or death. A portmanteau of "practice" and "suicide", reserved primarily for difficult gaming mechanics.
Friend: You should try The Gauntlet in Prifddinas.

Me: I just did, but I'm having trouble keeping up with all the mechanics of the bossfight. I'm just going to practicide and get used to them one at a time, I've got to get this down eventually...
by VexManifest February 24, 2023
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Picture Farmer

A person who just goes around making people take pictures, without actually enjoying the event in which they are taking pictures.
Stop being such a picture farmer and come actually have some fun

Veronica is such a picture farmer, she never actually joins the party
by Stonechurch April 27, 2023
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Alabama Picture Frame

A "picture frame" that is a toilet seat. The toilet seat is usually found from trashcans and/ or dumps.
We couldn't find an actual picture frame at the store, so we decided to use an Alabama picture frame.
by JohnnyLouisiana March 22, 2010
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Motion Picture Baked

When you smoke enough pot to make everything you see seem like an old motion picture movie.
by WinDillus April 2, 2010
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Flam Pictionary

Flam Pictionary- A game played by a group of people in order to make fun of a chosen victim. You act out things that a mutually hated person throughout the group has done. It's great because you always win. The answer will always be Flam.
A typical game of Flam Pictionary...

Mary- Okay, guess this one.
Bob- Flam! My turn.
Wahnonah- It's Flam!
by Bahbahblacksheephaveyouanywool September 22, 2010
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