poopooface

the beginning of all poofaces; commonly noted for his silliness

keith is the one and only poopooface

by noise factory August 18, 2003

poo poo jew

A sexual or not sexual act, the act of pooping in another persons hands whilst squatting.

Further more the recipient of the poop (the poo poo jew) must then perform the universal sign of money by rubbing fingers together with poop in hands.

You are a poo poo jew. You enjoy rubbing poop in your hands as currency

by pby45 June 27, 2015

poopcorn

poop that is in the shape of corn. and of course... it must have the little corn kernel stuck in it for your viewing pleasure.

mosimo: Golly gee gabe! look at that poopcorn!
Gabe:Wow! now that's what i call a piece of artwork!

by v-foo June 16, 2006

pookoo

a good friend

Bob is a pookoo of mine.

by CINDEE JANE August 1, 2003

poophole loophole

When children use the need to go to the bathroom and make a deuce as an irrefutable excuse to get out of bed at night.

"We were all set for an 8pm bedtime, but both kids used the poophole loophole, so it was more like 9:30."

by DingDongP September 8, 2011

Poo Poo Shoe

To call up a chinese restaurant whilst pooing in a shoe while your partner massages your ball sack. The goal is to get the chinese man on the line to say, "Oh Yes A Poo Poo Platter!".

Yo, did you hear that Frank and Lisa performed a perfect Poo Poo Shoe last night?

by Ladies Man345 March 16, 2011

poopbooking

aka. Facecrapping- the act of checking your Facebook while you are using the bathroom

I nearly dropped a premature deuce when I saw what she posted while I was poopbooking.

Dude 1: Come on man, you've been in there forever! What are you doing?

Dude 2: Leave me alone! I'm Facecrapping!

by pseudonym1111* October 5, 2010