Plated

To get semen covered

I'm taking her home and she's about to get plated

by Cosmic Pope July 28, 2024

Hog on a plate

Slang for a female offering up her vagina for intercourse in hopes to conceive a child.

I was the one to tell your momma to put her hog on a plate , you digg?????

by Big Daddy Larron April 24, 2016

Plate Job

When you made a nice meal for your lady and she had too much of the main course and couldn't eat desert. Not wanting any more calories she lies down on her back and holds a glass plate over her face while you shit a creamy turd onto the glass for her pleasure.

My girlfriend was trying to loose weight, so instead of going back for seconds I gave her a plate job.

by thatisgreasy May 20, 2022

bait plate

when one tries to attract a mate by posting food pics of dishes they’ve cooked

Tom: yes I’m going out with Susan again
George: where are you taking her?
Tom: this high end joint owned by some famous chef
George: is this the one who keeps fishing for a man posting the bait plate pics on her insta?
Tom: yeah man, I’m gonna treat it right and lock it in, Susan gonna be my wife and feed me like a pig the rest of my life

by All good names are taken August 21, 2025

Hot Plate

Warming up a hot plate in the microwave to snort coke off of it. Coke absorbs water. Hot plate evaporates it. Less will feel more intense

John: hey bro I got an eight ball, go warm up a plate for me real quick! I need a Hot Plate

Todd: why?!

John: because it’s easier to crush and makes the powder more fine, trust me bro

by Wavybonexander2.0 January 31, 2025

Charger Plate

A coaster for your plate that you put on a table to look pretty. Primarily used by ridiculous white people to look rich.

Yo put a charger plate under that shit. You making us look poor af.

by DrTechNic February 22, 2024

Slapping Plates

A term for going to the gym.

Originating from the sound of 45lb plates slapping each other, as yolked gym bros throw hundreds of pounds on the bar.

Gym bro 1: We slapping plates today?

Gym bro 2: Hell yeah bro, going for a PR.

by sheepbeerleague July 16, 2022