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paxton

dope dude. super cool, most likely trans. plays sports. can be pretty mean sometimes and probably a bakugou kinnie but would die for his closest friends which he doesn't have a lot of
friend: bro paxton just did a sick flip
by a_rat May 5, 2021
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Peyton

The ugliest bitch you will ever meet. She only gets guys that are desperate and have no one else to go to. If you are friends with anyone named Peyton you should probably kill her because she will just annoy you. They are also notorious for stealing people boyfriends. Peytons are just dumb whores and are most likely very obese and emo and friends with other emo kids.
"Dude look at peyton!"

"Yuck! She has the most disgusting face!"
by anonymusperson321 April 13, 2010
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mike patton

Singer who found fame in Faith No More. Later used his fame to boost Mr Bungle (who were an excellent, excellent band), but never received the attention they deserved.
Quit Faith No More, and then quit Mr Bungle, and now makes a lot of tepid music under different monikers.
Embarressed by the fact he blatantly copied Anthony Kiedis, even though he was light years ahead in terms of talent and originality, and his dress sense in the early 90's late 80's, and his part in the 'funk metal' scene, and the fact Faith No More are called the Godfather's of Nu-Metal.
Also slightly embarressed by his typical late teen/early twenties' adventures. Now pushing his thinning career into cult (shit) films roles.
Check out Mike Patton on 'Mr Bungle' 'Disco Volante' 'Angel Dust'
by SMiek April 22, 2006
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Peyton

a dumb ass gay person that sucked his cousin's microscopic dick
by Johncena3rd587642 April 4, 2017
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Is that Peyton or is that paper I can't tell.
by Hwhuahahshe June 1, 2017
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Patton'ed

1) Spend copious amounts of time and effort to find out that it functions to its minimal (or less than) required expectation; failing to resolve and/or complete the task at hand, and not caring at all to do so.

2) General lack of expertise, attitude, and motivation, in an area which it is expected that such person or persons would have such expertise, with the end outcome leading to failed expectations.
I got patton'ed at the mva today. I went to the MVA, stood in line for 3 hours with my docs and told I needed to come back. When I did, the previous person didn't tell me I need more information on my docs.
by Mr. Cunt Muscle April 8, 2009
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