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Panning for turds

The perverse and possibly masochistic pleasure of seeking situations that are likely to cause oneself to be outraged or offended, in order to be being outraged or offended by them.
"I just posted this cry-laughing Charltie Brooker quote on Twitter, only to get jumped on by tweeps pointing out my technical inaccuracies."

Don't worry about it, they're just "Panning for turds".
by Lady Beefcake January 19, 2013
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Pan de Muerto

A delicious, funny looking sugared bread, with cruchy symbolic bones sold on November in Mexico everywhere.
Sometimes with pink vegetable paint to represent the human blood that was poured on them during Aztec times.
November is coming, we'll all eat bread of the dead ( Pan de Muerto ) with chocolate atole.
by PotterSaysBazinga! August 20, 2013
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buttering the pan

1. When you are having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex and you ejaculate on their ass and slap it, on the ejaculate, when you are done.

2. Buttering someone's pan is slapping their ass after you cum on it.
"I was going to be a gentleman and take her to brunch after that drunken one night stand but I ended up buttering the pan instead."

"Dude, you buttered her pan!? I hope you washed your hand before making those cookies!"
by PashPartake January 31, 2012
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Panning Heads in

Assaulting ones enemy with a pan of some vartiety
"Dan, Wez called you a snake"
"Arrrr I'm gonna start panning heads in"
by Yes connnnnnnn February 14, 2012
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Peter Pan Progressive

One who idolizes or seeks to emulate a Limousine Liberal but has neither the reputation nor the resources to actually aspire to be included the group.
Peter Pan Progressives are often middle aged white guys who refer to each other as "My Brutha" and have never taken the time or effort to analyze what they really believe or why they believe it. Often live at home with their Mom. Dress preppy and drive sports cars. Hang on the fringes of upper class society and actually think they are part of it. Their female counterparts also prefer the country club look. Once dated a "black guy" and think Jon Stewart is the messiah.
by Mr Beer Belly 2U June 22, 2011
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Face to Pan

The act of tripping/frying so hard on acid that you're essentially frying your face to a pan...
That acid last night was so bomb! I fried face to pan!
by meowkittyyyyyyyy August 23, 2011
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Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert

A state of alert triggered when Andrew Tate imparts significant wisdom; akin to the stickiness of peanut🥜butter, the advice is substantial and not to be missed.

Every time Tate speaks out on financial freedom, it's a Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert, urging us to pay attention.
by MindFuck X October 9, 2023
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