Put it in my ear

When someone says something so scrumptious, you tell them where to shoot you said goodie.

Person 1: A Ford Ranger is a good vehicle

Person 2: Why don’t you put it in my ear

by handlesog December 20, 2020

putting the lid on the mayonnaise

Putting a condom on *after* you cum.

“Honey, I’ll be right there — I’m putting the lid on the mayonnaise!”

by no original thoughts April 29, 2022

put you in a box

basically means when you fight someone you finna beat them up

yo sj ima put you in a box if you keep playing with me

by pjagoatt March 25, 2022

put in a bay leaf

To place a condom on your partner's dick before taking it up your ass

Person 1: I didn't put in a bay leaf.
Person 2: Wow, you're really living on the edge here. Be careful.

by zimdoh February 20, 2022

Putting Z's in the Trunk

When you're going down on a girl's butthole and you pass a kidney stone and leave it there. (Without consent)

Damn I can't believe I got away with Putting Z's in the Trunk. Becky is gonna be shitting pebbles later.

by Klownrad May 26, 2023

Putting the Boys in the Freezer

Using one's testicles as a hand warmer.

Person 1: Man, my hands are really cold.

Person 2: Have you tried Putting the Boys in the Freezer?

Person 1: Wowie! This really helped!

by Juli-poo June 11, 2023

it puts the lotion in the basket

Do as I say or I'll wear you as part of a coat!

It rubs the lotion on it's skin then it places it in the basket... or else it gets the hose again!

by Jaime Gumb October 24, 2003