P.O.U.S.

(noun), Poo Of Unusual Size.

Based on the terminology used in the movie The Princess Bride, in reference to the R.O.U.S.'s (Rodents Of Unusual Size) found in the Fire Swamp.

This is an extremely large poo, at least a portion of which exhibits exceptional girth. This type of poo usually exits very slowly and after a stressful episode of exhaustive straining, suddenly drops into the toilet. This is the correct and technical term to use, although this type of doody is often mislabeled as "doodying out a coke can," "crapping out a watermelon," or in general, when someone claimed they shat (past tense) out a friggin' <insert large object name here>.

Note that during a P.O.U.S., you may experience intermittent symptoms of M.W.P., (Machete Wielding Poo).

Whew, I'm glad that's over...I just knew I had ripped my butthole open when I dropped that P.O.U.S. earlier.

by OneDoody September 6, 2010

P.W.H.T

Acronym for "Panty Wearing Homo-Thug" a phrase coined by the group YELLOW BRICK ROAD RECORDS to describe young males who exhibit homosexual tendencies but try to be "hard" at the same time.

Look at that boy fighting for no reason, he's such a P.W.H.T

This guy tried to get at me but I already knew he was a P.W.H.T

by 60-watt October 27, 2011

P_B_K

adj: someone that is pretty or has a lot of swag

That dude is such a P_B_K.
I hate when all these P_B_K looking dudes come and take all the girls.

by mcscum November 30, 2011

P.E. coach

A douchedick that is 60lbs over weight yet still has you run a mile a day and climb a rope which, I'm pretty sure, isn't even strong enough to hold his fatass. Yet he makes you run faster and harder to make you lose weight and to stay healthy, while he sits in a chair on the side timing you and drinking a diet soda.

"My P.E. coach had me run 3 miles today in 2nd hr"

by Imkool136 April 4, 2015

P'moobs

Man boobs that are pointy, tubular or conical in shape.

That man with the little spotty shorts has p'moobs!

by ALCT November 3, 2016

P.D.S.D

Post Dramatic Stress Disorder. The self diagnoses of P.T.S.D used to either be purely annoying or overly dramatic

Becky claims to have P.T.S.D from a car crash but actually she was never in a car crash so she actually suffers from P.D.S.D

by anonymous June 6, 2018

Scotty P

The best cross country runner in the world because of his third leg schlong. He will smash anyone and has COUNTLESS BODIES!! He will beat anyone up who even looks at him. DONT FUCK WIT DA SCOTTY P!

“Who’s that”

“That’s the best cross country walker Scotty P”
“Damn his schlong is a third leg”

by Bonga_lover3000 June 1, 2020