Chocolate Alarm Clock

The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.

To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he woke up to a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".

by GayNegroid69 February 15, 2020

Fraternity Alarm Clock

When you wake up, and there's butt stuff happening everywhere.

"Wow, this morning I had a real fraternity alarm clock... I really wasn't prepared for that."

by Yoshi Condo August 8, 2016

Indian alarm clock

is when you drink a lot of water before sleeping. The need to relieve oneself wakes one up.
Just for clarification, "Indian" refers to indigenous Americans. That's what it was called when it was defined for me.

I'm going to bed right after I set my Indian alarm clock.

by anonymous November 30, 2022

Travis Alarm Clock

When you wake a girl up by eating her out.

Every girl loves getting woken up by the Travis Alarm Clock

by I handled this handle June 12, 2017

Raspberry Alarm Clock

The Raspberry alarm clock is the process of waking up a person through the act of licking their asshole.

Yeah, I knew it wasnt gonna work out with that girl when she gave me a raspberry alarm clock.

by MailBoxHead January 23, 2014

Porcine Alarm Clock

The smell of bacon frying in the morning that permeates throughout the home thus awakening anyone sleeping in. Whether they wake because they love bacon or are afraid they will miss breakfast.

"Dude, I couldn't sleep any longer, your porcine alarm clock told me I needed to grab some bacon before it was all gone"

And

"Are you setting the porcine alarm for the morning?" "Hell yes, I got 2 lbs of smoked thick cut bacon ready in the fridge"

by TommyGunz519 September 11, 2011

what up with the clock?

A saying for asking what time it is or asking what someones plans are for the rest of the day.

Ex. 1
Ryan: I don't got my watch on me, do you know what with the clock?

Oscar: Yeah no problem, its 5:41.

Ex. 2
John: Yo Matt, what up with the clock?

Matt: Not much, just got some homework.

by DuhClock March 17, 2023