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Ohio Hurricane

When you are about to finish while having sex, you pull your penis out and spin it crazily around in circles while semen is being sprayed out, mimicking the eye of a hurricane.
"Dude I was banging Carla last night and right when I was about to cum, I pulled it out and gave her the Ohio Hurricane! There was cum everywhere! It was on the ceiling, walls, and even the carpet!"
"That's wild bro! I need to try that with my girl."
Ohio Hurricane by HalfBlind April 14, 2026
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Ohio windmill

When you have a girl fart on your penis then you helicopter on her face
Oh man! He just gave her an Ohio windmill!
Ohio windmill by Pegui April 17, 2026

Ohio baggage check

A male uses his hand to grab the bottom of his sack and tugs on it to indirectly stimulate his frenulum
I gave myself an Ohio baggage check while fingering my ass last night

Ross Ohio 

A place where drinking and fudge packing Holbert and transgenders go on until the sun comes up. Most often this behavior starts with sucking a big penis or licking a butthole.

There are a few famous crossdressers that got their start in the gay cocaine community. Like Randy and Shaggy two meat smokers that love man meat.
Hey stop touching my dick!! This is Ross Ohio it has become O.K. now Randy openly let tranny's suck him.

Dude where can I get some Kristy Crust on my dick. You don't want that. Yes I do, I have chlamydia juice from C&C already.

kingston ohio 

A lower class paradise populated by a bunch of mindless slobs with snot on their upper lips and drool dripping from their lower lips, with no purpose in life beyond their next forty and package of bath salts. residents are frequently seen at the JFS office in Chillicothe, looking for a handout. work is anathema to a true-blue kingstonian.
Bubba: "Heyyy, mannnn, les' go ta Circleville, mannnn, pick up a couple of crackhead ho's and party hearty, mannnn!"

Brad: Yeahhh, mannn, goood ideearrr, mannnn! We'll be the envy of every goober in town,mannn!

Actual kingston ohio lingo, man!
kingston ohio by icewolf July 22, 2012

dover ohio 

A middle sized town full of snobs and strippers. Eventually to be called little Mexico, we have more cocaine and hookers with a side of gonorrhea than Scarface knows what to do with. So if you wanna drive your dads truck or his Honda, then listen to luke Byran. Then little Mexico is for you. We have more high class white trash than the welfare office knows what to do with. Swear to God. Don't forget to act like a badass.
Hey let's head on home to Dover ohio eyyy. I'm jump the wall and go back to Dover ohio. I'm gonna bend dover

The ohio butthole tickling bandit 

A man from Ohio who represents the state, who goes around and mugs people by tickling their asshole so much that they shit on his hands and he steals it and gives it to the government for testing.
Jonathan was arrested after the Ohio butthole tickling bandit stole his shit and test results shown that he blazed 24/7