office bolotics

This means the "bollocks" of office politics

Office bolotics arise when arranging a "office function" as in who and who not to invite etc !!!

by rfurabbit August 27, 2009

officer strout

commonly used term often used to describe a shitmuff police officer. Also used to describe cowardly police officers who like to hit on/stalk/abuse college age girls. sometimes used to refer to a police officer who has no friends, no life, and no real reason to get out of bed in the morning.

So i was walking down the street and started feelign afraid, like there was an officer strout lurking in the bushes

by dickshitmuffstrout September 7, 2010

office space

(v. followed by an object) To obliterate an inanimate object out of your frustration for its failure to work.

I office spaced my DVD player when it didn't work anymore.

I like to office space things when I cannot stand them anymore.

by Ereck Flowers April 7, 2011

Office Bomb

A beverage that consists of dropping a 5 Hour energy shot into a cup of coffee and chugging it like a wounded sailor.

Just picked up some 5 hours. A round of office bombs on me!

by busterhax June 30, 2012

office prairie dog

1)Noun. An individual in an office setting who pops his or her head out of the cubical due to any sound or distraction. 2)Verb. The act of someone popping his/her head out their cube at the first distraction.

As soon as Bob mentioned that donuts were in the break room, half of the floor office prairie dogged.

by Murkycat January 24, 2014

office go around

When a female or male sits in an office chair and is then surrounded by erecting penis' and proceeds to spin and jerk off the surrounding penis'.

Man did you hear about Julie she had 18 guys involved in the office go around!

by WashingHAMbeardedCLAM January 6, 2017

Office Quarterback

That guy in the office that always wants the smallest amount of change back, so if you lend him a quarter, he will still want it back.

That guy is acting like an office quarterback.

by Budder Golem June 13, 2017