Nogalong

A Nogalong is a new Christmas holiday tradition, started in 2020 by Clownvis Presley. The general idea is to drink as much Egg Nog as you can, preferably over 1 quart in a single sitting. Generally understood as a good time, participating in a nogalong will inevitably lead to gastric distress and increased cholesterol. For some It is an essential part of the holiday season. One may even spike their nog with liquor to make the ordeal seem less pointless, but the nogalong exists first and foremost to enjoy the thick creamy gulpiness of a full glass of egg nog.

Nog nog nogalong, nog nog nogalong nog-a-long!

Suck back some nog,
Suck a little nog with me
It's two-thousand-twenty,
Let's sit, underneath the Chritmas tree
And drink some nog
Suck back some nog with me
It's good for the family
And good for your family tree

And if you don't want to suck some nog with me
Oh, baby, there's the door, get goin',, be free!
'Cause around the parts, well we got heart
And we drink nog!
Suck a little nog with me!

-Clownvis Presley, December 2020

by Bootaymuncha December 22, 2021

Nogard

The semordnilap of Dragon. (Reverse spelling of dragon). Nogard represents Yin as a tigress, the opposite the dragon that represents Yang. Though opposites, together they create a perfect balance.

The Nogard received the dragons anger with a calm love.

by Suede248 June 10, 2022

nogle

having the best sex of your life and you cum quick and have post nut clarity and your brother walks in on you crying to you get up and slap with with your limp wet penis

dam bro how was it, terrible i had to nogle my brother.

by Tyron wilson July 18, 2022

Noggy

Two handed gripped sloppy suction cup lip blowjob

She gave me the best noggy of my life

by Cirocky December 23, 2022

Nogress

A word used to denote no progress.

"My mum was taking photos of me flexing in my back garden so I could show the internet that progress is better than nogress."

by ShortsAndSheds July 12, 2023

noglo

noglo (noun): A colloquial term used to describe an individual who consistently exhibits a remarkable lack of intellectual prowess, often engaging in actions or utterances that defy logic and common sense. This peculiar state of being noglo is characterized by an uncanny ability to consistently make decisions that are bafflingly illogical, leaving those around them in a perpetual state of bewilderment and amusement. It is as if the individual's cognitive faculties have taken an extended vacation, leaving them in a perpetual state of intellectual vacancy. The term "noglo" serves as a gentle reminder to embrace the quirks and idiosyncrasies of human behavior, for even in the realm of absurdity, there is a certain charm and amusement to be found.

"noglo": Despite his best efforts, my noglo tendencies always managed to entertain and confuse his friends.

by Roberto the great August 2, 2023

scrote-noggin

dickhead

Dylan can be a real scrote-noggin sometimes.

by Dilbert LaRue March 24, 2009