Nogalong 

A Nogalong is a new Christmas holiday tradition, started in 2020 by Clownvis Presley. The general idea is to drink as much Egg Nog as you can, preferably over 1 quart in a single sitting. Generally understood as a good time, participating in a nogalong will inevitably lead to gastric distress and increased cholesterol. For some It is an essential part of the holiday season. One may even spike their nog with liquor to make the ordeal seem less pointless, but the nogalong exists first and foremost to enjoy the thick creamy gulpiness of a full glass of egg nog.

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Suck back some nog,
Suck a little nog with me
It's two-thousand-twenty,
Let's sit, underneath the Chritmas tree
And drink some nog
Suck back some nog with me
It's good for the family
And good for your family tree

And if you don't want to suck some nog with me
Oh, baby, there's the door, get goin',, be free!
'Cause around the parts, well we got heart
And we drink nog!
Suck a little nog with me!

-Clownvis Presley, December 2020

Nogalong by Bootaymuncha December 22, 2021