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Midget Toe Syndrome

Midget Toe Syndrome
MTS or Dwarf foot as it has commonly been referred to is a rare condition that affects the four didgets to the side of the main Toe in particular and can lead to

sufferers being bullied and frowned upon when having to reveal their feet in situations where they would normally have bare feet.Sufferers can be recognised on the beech wearing thick fishing socks or socks with different coloured toe caps to give the illusion of length to the stunted
Toe area and in some cases they will have Tatoos aplied to the normalish big toe to discourage onlookers from observing the smaller and more insignificant toes.Excuses as to why they have the disease (most sufferers are in denial) include "I have wide feet" or I'm small and stood on Tip Toe too much" are
commonly used to avert the stigma attatched to the disease which originated in Hungary and is known as Kitchy Lob (Translate): tiny Foot.Please copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever come across a poor unfortunate suffering from this particularly embarrasing disorder.
Tom "That boy has got tiny little Toes"

Chris "haven't you heard of Midget Toe Syndrome?"
by chipthechap July 8, 2010
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Midget Magnet

A person that attracts only people of short stature often referred to as midgets or a hobbits.
Meg was at the club last nite when approached by a group of midgets, following copius amounts of shots proceeded home to engage in midget gangbanging. Some might say she is a midget magnet or maybe a hobbit hunter
by CHUCKNORRIS6149 September 11, 2010
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Midgenot

Someone who is dis-proportionate. They look as though they should be a midget but they are not.

They usually have a long torso and arms, big head, short legs.
Jason is a midgenot and has an infantile penis.
by midgenotkicker August 22, 2011
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Midget fists

A really cute sexy girl that is fun to talk to and that is hot as a beach
That girl has some Midget fists
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midleton

John: hand me the mild.
Susie: the what?
John: The black and mild?
Susie: Ohhhh you meant the Midleton
by JONE14 August 16, 2012
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Midgetastic

A play-on word of fantastic with midget added
My fat brother is "Midgetastic"
by YOLO MOJO June 26, 2013
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midget

eg: martiolereiénna is a midget!
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