mine laying

To lay a silent, or otherwise, fart in a shop aisle. This must be one that is putrid to the senses.

To participate in Mine Laying, one must observe the following code for perfect mine layage:
1) Find a large shop with clearly observable aisles, music shops generally are ideal.
2) Choose an aisle with no body present and release you mine.
3) Walk away from you mine and observe from a safe distance.
4) Try not to laugh too noticably when you clearly see the next person in the aisle grimace with sheer horror at the smell they have walked in to!!!!

by broken banjo March 27, 2007

Minebloxian

An intellectual in which indulges both Minecraft & Roblox

My Dad: "You're fucking gay"
Me: "Actually Dad, I'm a Minebloxian."
My Dad: "O shit, nvm."

by BlameThePuggie February 13, 2018

Minecraft Bee

According To all known Laws of Aviation there is no way a Minecraft Bee should be able to fly

Its blocky Shape looks too fat to fly

The Minecraft Bee of Course Flys anyway

Timmy: Bees
John: Minecraft Bee
Timmy: Wait What
*Minecraft Bee comes over*
*the Bee Rapes Timmy*
Timmy: *punches bee*
*whole Bee Colony Comes Over with the Mad Emoji Face
Timmy:O h s h i t.

by Cursed_Spoon September 15, 2019

Minecraft Java

the best version of minecraft, yet most people can't afford it.

Minecraft java is better than bedrock

by SIeepyB0i April 3, 2022

laying a mine

Having a shit

Aaron has just gone to lay a mine

by Paul January 21, 2004

minatian

a human being who is a die heart fan of Ajey Nagar aka CarryMinati

HE IS THE CUTEST AND PUREST AND THE BEST GUY I HAVE EVER SEEN MAN!!!!<33333

guy: you know who is carryminati?
the one dumb gurl: Ewwww that weird guy jo gaali deke paise kama raha hai? NAHIII!!!

everyone:YOU MADARCoD......YOU'RE SAYING IT IN FRONT OF A MINATIANS !!
THE GURL ""ded""

by anonymous October 8, 2020

sweet child o mine

Remembering happier days of times gone by that nothing or noone can bring back.The smiles that reach the eyes that sometimes dont quite make it there no more.Times of carefree living, loving, grasping life by its coat tails and going for the ride.A time to cherish and appreciate and try never to let go of the spirit you had so happy within.To have one sound that can bring it all back even if for only a few minutes, to taste smell and savour....if only.

To take all that you enjoy and bottle it up for harder times and sink deep into the realms of bliss.

Take me back there just for a while
Remind me how it feels to smile
Let me be a child once more
Hoping and wishing is what those days were for.
Sweet child o mine

by sunshine rays July 28, 2006