Mercedes Parking Lights

The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.

Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.

"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."

by astride November 28, 2023

merc_2

A crazy guy, who loves being the fastest racist in keysota! He also is a tiv simp, which can lead to L rizz. All in all, a merc_2 is a extraordinary creature

Damn merc_2, that’s my sister hey bro stop it 😭

by Maniactrinity January 24, 2024

Meckle

To spread balls in someone else’s face.

Hey I’m going to meckle you!

by tyrxnee._ May 25, 2024

Mercedes

When three men dick their penises together forming a "Mercedes" emblem triangle; additionaly they can complete a full "Mercedes" emblem place their arms on each other's shoulders, forming a circle of the triangle.

The guys and I had a drunken night and decided to link up our dicks and made the Mercedes

by Pig Pig June 11, 2024

Meraki

A Greek word for doing ts from the heart with creativity

These n*gas ain’t doing it with meraki fr.

by Gaffleboy June 23, 2024

Merc

To merc someone. A guy tells a girl this when he wants to shower her with all her dreams and goals in one day and every materialistic thing she wants , and want for nothing , to get her to marry you forever and be faithful and loyal to you forever and don’t cheat on you at all mentally or physically. Not even in the slightest way.

I merc Day Sulan but she turned me down anyway. What more can I do?

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ September 21, 2024

Mecckeema

Mecckeema is a person with a big heart funny but can be very bipolar shes a great friend and loves to eat she’s abusive and think she runs everything.

I need a mecckeema in my life!

by itzthtbabyjoker December 15, 2024