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marked as sperm

"Marked as Sperm": a play on "Marked as Spam", commonly seen in message boards and forums. "Marked as Sperm" is used when the message in question is too odious to be adequately described by the relatively mild "Marked as Spam".
A hypothetical example of "marked as sperm" combined with a slightly edited actual comment:

john_balls1011 @dildoilbravishla: FUCK YOU DICKWAD

(Reply) (Mark as sperm) (Ignore)(Report)
by Suzy Clemens April 8, 2010
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Marker Stacker

A derogatory term used by small children;

Used sarcastically when you are involved in a dispute where the other party is acting like a small child.
Ryan: I'm not your friend anymore...
Josh: Oh yeah, well your a stupid Marker Stacker!
by VC crew July 31, 2010
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Markethong

Marketing term to describe advertising campaigns with high erotic charge or sexual content.
Have you seen the latest Wonderbra spot?

Man, those Mad Men went totally Markethong
by Phunko December 7, 2010
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Market Pose

The poses one takes, in pictures or social media, when they are ready and available to attract mates in the wild. The pose is meant to make them appear socially or sexually available to those that are interested. Females typically pose showing some skin, showing underwear, wearing makeup, reddish lipstick, use photoshop, or a combination of all of that. Males don't have typical behavior that is readily analogous.
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Guy: Dang, Jessica Alba is suddenly showing some skin in her pictures!

Girl: Yeah ...kinda slutty if you ask me.

Guy: ...I think I can see part of her bra strap!!!

Girl: That's just her hair...

Guy: Look at those big, red lips! OMG!

Girl: That's photoshopped! This is her market pose ...Are you listening?

Guy: Damn! I didn't know she was single, better hit that UP!
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market hangover

After working all week picking, sorting, packing, loading, trucking, off-loading, setting up & selling fruit or vegetables at the farmers market all day, then packing up and going home to go to work, you run yourself ragged doing the country version of 9 to 5, which on market Saturday is 3am to 9pm....resulting in total exhaustion and a Sunday "Market Hangover". The resulting symptoms include: exhaustion, imploding headache, body aches & fatigue, sensitivity to moving about, bright lights and loud talking or noises.
Selling at the farmers market makes me feel like I came home at 2 o'clock from a night of drinking, but never touched a drop- I'm so dog tired beat with this "market hangover"!
by Liza W. Jane November 27, 2013
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marketing plan

A plan which contains the strategy in which the business expects to achieve their goals. It is usually a subsidiary of the business plan.
Person 1: Dude, how's that marketing plan coming along?

Person 2: Nearly finished it. When it's done, my business is going to run as smooth a train.

Person 1: (Muttering) Yeah, like a train wreck.

Person 2: Did you say something?

Person 1: Nope
by Ashton Knight January 7, 2014
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MarkedOne

A wildly unpopular outlaw on the equally wildly unpopular The Ninja RPG.

Known for his unrestrained douchebaggery, enormous ego and the capacity to simultaneously steal from and kill 690% of everything that moves, MarkedOne is, of course, absolutely despised by everyone with half a brain cell. Anyone with more than half loves him.

In his spare time, MarkedOne enjoys making an ass of himself in the tavern, procrastinating getting a life and writing a newspaper that basically serves to stroke his ego.
"Go fuck yourself, MarkedOne."

"MO give me back my ryo rite naow!!!"

"This is your final warning, Mark. Stop harassing Pana."
by Temmienator April 28, 2016
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