god:oh this ugly guy needs some pleasure let me create a tool
called masturbation to make him pleasure himself and feel what
it will be like to have sex
called masturbation to make him pleasure himself and feel what
it will be like to have sex
by chin345 December 4, 2007
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This intriguing phenomenon may also occur if she looks like a fish and smells like one too!
This intriguing phenomenon may also occur if she looks like a fish and smells like one too!
Me: Shit man! That cunt faced bitch was such a gimp! Felt like masturbation last night!
My friend: Duude! Kill her I say!
My friend: Duude! Kill her I say!
by Ultra-Ex August 5, 2008
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by Ghosthunter7444 July 26, 2016
Get the Masturbation mug.a place in online games (like black ops, MW2, ect.) were you can hide for long enough to fap without the fear or getting killed.
matt wanted to fap, but he was playing black ops so he found a good masterbation spot and got the job done.
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and you miss that good feeling
so you retreat to bed earlier than usual
take off your clothes
caress yourself, play yourself
until you hit the note
breathing slowly goes down
and you fall asleep piecefully
and you miss that good feeling
so you retreat to bed earlier than usual
take off your clothes
caress yourself, play yourself
until you hit the note
breathing slowly goes down
and you fall asleep piecefully
by Krkič July 2, 2019
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.....also, he may put clothes on it, even name it
.....also, he may put clothes on it, even name it
Doug: "Hey Rocco, remember Norb?"
Rocco: "Ya, man, he used to try and get me to talk to Julie, ...I mean his hand, ...really freaked me out man.
Doug: "Dude I know, he was a classic case of a masterbating date-imitater."
Rocco: "Ya, man, he used to try and get me to talk to Julie, ...I mean his hand, ...really freaked me out man.
Doug: "Dude I know, he was a classic case of a masterbating date-imitater."
by deliverer of babys January 16, 2011
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