Mitch

To not attend school/work. Originated in the SouthWest of England.

I am going to mitch off work today.

by Big OJM November 28, 2010

Mitch

The male version of a basic bitch or someone who is under performing in the masculine field of play. A man bitch.

You need to stop being a mitch.

by Taylor Demers May 27, 2015

mitchel

Someone who has a different guy and hair colour for every day of the week

all in all bitch and whore

mitchel: oh my god... i dumped a guy for you and you still won't fuck me!

guy: you dumped me for another guy dumbass.... omg mitchel...

by blacky.chan July 5, 2010

Mitchell

A guy who seems bipolar and bitchy. He acts like a girl with/without PMS. He is someone you would not want as a boyfriend. He is the epitome of retardedness. He talks to his girlfriend about how he thinks other girls are cool and awesome.

Ex. Girl 1: Wow he's such a Mitchell!

Girl 2: why?

Girl 1: one second we were talking about the date and a second later he is being retarded and talking about other girls and how he thought they were better! WTF?!?

Girl 2: wow girl... He's such a bitch! (Bitchell... lol)

by Anonymousgirl200012 December 15, 2009

Mitch

Male bitch

"Bruce jenner is a mitch. "
"Cam you actin like a real mitch right now"

by Dandes December 13, 2015

Mitchell

Mictchell is a kind hearted Mormon boy, who treats all wamen just like he treats his doggos. He can get quite self conscious for no good reason. Mitchell only has one best friend who truely understands his bonkered out brain. His camera roll is always full of memes and screenshots of other people’s derps. If you happen to come across a Mitchell, be sure to not let him go for he has the 🅱️estest memes out there.. ( his memes are so useless, that’s what makes them so great)!

Sally: ughhh who air dropped me +100 memes

Billy: that’s such a Mitchell thing to do

by Jesusdontlie June 27, 2018

harry mitchell

The act of a girl catching a cumshot in her hand then smacking the guy on the side/back/top of his head with it.

There were no towels to wipe off the load in her hand, so she just gave him a harry mitchell.

by baryon March 18, 2007