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Mississippi Meat-Cup

6 dudes stand around a shot glass and who ever cant fit the tip of their dick in the shot glass moves on to the next round. You work your way up to a red solo cup and whoever wins is crowned the king of Mississippi.
Girl 1:Oh my gosh! I heard he has an absolute meat hanger

Girl 2: How do you know that?

Girl 1: How haven't you heard he beat dequan'dre in the Mississippi Meat-Cup

Girl 2: So he must have an absolute elephant trunk
by largermouthbass October 28, 2021
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Mississippi Earth Monkey

Definition: When two crackheads fuck in the mud getting covered in it
I saw two Mississippi Earth Monkeys fucking behind the 7/11.
by Moosemilk01 August 14, 2021
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Mississippi oyster

The Mississippi oyster is a big phat raw horse pussy with a side of tabasco sauce.
You got a camel toe like a Mississippi oyster
by Nut smasher August 22, 2021
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Mississippi crater mudslide

When you fuck your sister while a midget licks shit out of your ass and your mom pumps her breast milk all over your sisters dry pussy
I gave my sis a Mississippi crater mudslide
by krillia June 29, 2021
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Mississippi sweetness

Saw the phrase "Mississippi Sweetness" hand painted on white painted school bus in a black neighborhood in Chicago
by anonymous August 8, 2022
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Mississippi Mud Smurf

When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.
This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?
by medic1234 August 13, 2022
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Mississippi Muzzleloader

A distinguished sex act performed by a gentleman unto another. The recipient throws their legs over their head, while the gentleman assumes the piledriver position above them.

The gentleman enters anally, and after a time, yanks out his beauregard, drops his entire tobacco chew in their southern plantation, and then packs it in like he's loading an inferior Confederate firearm.
"Bless her heart, she's walking like her gentleman turned her Antebellum into a Mississippi Muzzleloader"
by PhatRob August 31, 2022
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