Mississippi Mud Flap

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.

Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Mississippi mud flap

by Thor2021 January 20, 2022

Mississippi Gypsy

Mississippi’s Gypsy’s a women on one side of da block and a man named Brandon on the otha side of da block, but we don’t talk about it shhh.... Mississippi Gypsy is the sweetest and has the most awesome cool personality. She spends her time hangin wid da homies and cuddling up. She is also kinda an attention whore and yells at you until you rub her noggin’ SHES really furry too. She likes to meow a lot and sit in your lap.

Person 1: Have you seen Mississippi Gypsy?

Person 2: Shes sitting on Your lap brah

by Satans Cum 69 October 11, 2020

mississippi pine snake

Slang term for a very large penis.

"ted, you'd better stand back I gotta piss. I don't want you getting bitten when the Mississippi Pine Snake comes out.

by Frogmuffin April 22, 2016

The Mississippi river

When you take a naked girl and pour a liquid from her boobs to her vagina and drink it

Friend:hey can you hang out
Me:no I can’t I’m about to give my girl the Mississippi River

by Bigboydirtydan69 June 11, 2018

Mississippi bum roast

When you fart so hard sitting in a heated seat that it turns off the heat!

I was getting a heated massage and then I did a Mississippi bum roast.

by Vashie Smashie November 14, 2025

Mayan Mississippi Handshake

A sexual cosplay act involving five or more males and females performing an ancient Mayan rite of passage ritual with ghost pepper dildos.

I'll never forget my first Mayan Mississippi Handshake!

by Ttown49 April 1, 2017

Mississippi snowball

When a man cums in a girls mouth and she spits it into another girls vagina.

Joe, Jane, and Susan performed a Mississippi Snowball so that they would not be in violation of the Mississippi “Conception Begins at Erection” Act.

by Mississippi Snowballer January 24, 2025