dick lump

A very Irritable person who gets on your nerves and you want to hurt them very badly.

Get outta here you friggin dick lump.

by Grillz master 3000 June 11, 2006

lumpuckeroo

A term used a few decades ago by an imaginative and creative brother to describe a suspicious skin rash.

Upon observing his brother's rash, he told him that he had lumpuckeroo.

by lekmap April 17, 2005

Fuzzy Wookie Lumples

A fermented, fuzzy, green dog turd meant for anal masturbation.

"That sucks Fuzzy Wookie Lumples!"

by RJbeanerbottom January 18, 2010

lump

provide bodily stimulation in order mitigate distraction

i have to write 6 poems, come lump with me

by laura and joe March 30, 2004

lumpkins

when you get cancer on your dick

shit man... u just got the lumpkins

by G-balla June 7, 2005

willy lump lump

This is a man who says "Oh my god" and "You're kiddin' me" a lot. He dances like Carlton, mostly to the song "Apache" by Sugar Hill Gang. He eats excessive amounts of White Castles and irons his underwear and socks every day.

"Oh my god, I'm a regular willy lump lump. I can't wait to go to White Castle today, right after I finish ironing these tidy whiteys. I hope I hear "Tonto, jump on it" in the car on the way there!"

by Cocheeze October 28, 2007

Lumping

Describes the act of getting an STD from somebody.

Shit dude. I was bangin' this chick last night. She said she was clean, but she effing lied, bro. As soon as I put it in, I could feel myself lumping.

by NeverBeenLumped April 8, 2012