A blowjob.
by pussyitcher67 February 7, 2023

Two beautiful boys who fell in love and are married. Louis Tomlinson and Harry styles, whoever says there not together and “elounour” is real can FUCK OFF
by ChaoticAlpha July 2, 2021

The token straight guy in a mostly LGBTQIA friend group generally very open minded but might not necessarily understand all the terminology and history. At least some of his friends are women he had a crush on originally who turned out lesbian, but he's just chill with that.
Lesbian: "So yeah the straight guy in our group is really chill don't worry"
Lesbian2: "So he doesn't flirt with any of you?"
Lesbian: "Yeah but it's just once then he'll stop, He's a Straight Larry"
Larry: "Hey is the newcomer bi perhaps?"
Lesbian2: "No Larry I like women"
Larry: "OMG ME TOO! LET'S BE BESTIES!"
Lesbian2: "So he doesn't flirt with any of you?"
Lesbian: "Yeah but it's just once then he'll stop, He's a Straight Larry"
Larry: "Hey is the newcomer bi perhaps?"
Lesbian2: "No Larry I like women"
Larry: "OMG ME TOO! LET'S BE BESTIES!"
by BlorboMcDorbo July 27, 2025

A typical, white male who drives a sports car to compliment the comb-over. Avid fans of Nascar, say they're above Donald Trump but fight for the Bourjois, honk at the drive-thru for straws and refuse to retire. Pronounces macchiato "MACH-EE-ATO"
by sunny54f January 11, 2022

by anonymous March 21, 2024

by anonymous November 17, 2023

When your down in the dumps and nothings going right, just make and The Uncle Larry and everything will be alright!
by The Uncle Larry August 9, 2015
