Listertinkle

Urinating while using mouthwash.

I was in a rush this morning. I listertinkled in the shower and I was out the door in two minutes.

by Doubledown Tandino October 24, 2009

Listerlicking

The act of licking another person's tongue after you have gargled with listerine, because they have bad breath or simply taste gross. This is done as a favor for both parties.

I requested that my boyfriend give me a good listerlicking before our make-out sesh.

by dfonz-missyj January 18, 2010

Lester Bob

Lester Bob is a person that really doesn't give a "rat's ass". This is used to describe a lack of emotion or caring towards anything, i.e. setting your shoes on fire. Lester Bob is a gender nuetral term, although it is most commonly males.

I'm so Lester Bob that I don't care that my shoes are on fire.

by lesterbobbitch January 2, 2011

Later

Never...

I will just clean the dishes later

by Someone you wish you knew June 30, 2017

Listerine Challenge

Drinking a whole bottle of Listerine, a mouthwash. Listerine contains 27% alcohol and is equivalent to 22 shots.

Idiot #1: Should we get vodka or listerine?
Idiot #2: Listerine of course no ID dude
Idiot #1: Let's chug it and call it the listerine challenge

by Fluffleh November 23, 2018

Lester The Molester

Lester the Molester is a fighting move preferably using a Riot shield or any Shield.
It works by pushing the person with your shield into there wall and molesting there dead body.
There are also different types of Lesters the Tri-Lester or the Double Lester.

Person A: Woah Bro help me I'm Getting Lester the Molester'd
Person B: Damn bruh i'm coming to help.

by Tomskiwasnothereomar December 26, 2022

dew liter

a two liter of mountain dew

Jamal:"man lets go down town and get some honeys and that dew liter:

Tykell:" o foo u know we all bout that dew liter and the honeys"

by nctj33 March 1, 2008