LIT MACHINE

Only use in upper case. This term is used to distinguish supreme "lit" from normal "lit".

"Is this party a lit machine?" "No Carl, it's a LIT MACHINE."

by mmpp123 August 18, 2019

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lit sandwich

we all strive for a lit sammich, classic line of mine for when you find joy in something/someone. (please use it i’ve never heard it anywhere else & I frankly feel dumb when I say it with the looks I get) I digress, spread of the lit sandwich is essential to everyone’s sake.

successfully reaching marriage with a fine ass female that you enjoy your days with

you: lit sandwich

successfully reaching new vegas through Quarry Junction at level 1

you: lit sandwich

watching joe rogan interview roe jogan

you: lit sandwich

by mistatenbelow March 2, 2021

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Lit

Word used to describe a turnt event or something fun where people are not sober

Bro are you going to auhsd quad city?

Fuck yeah it's gonna be lit!

by Potato don August 18, 2016

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When you turn 39 and can really see how and when and why you fucked up. Like surveying all the wreckage of your 20’s and 30’s. All that wasted time and the corpses of your murdered dreams. The wrong turns and horrible decisions. The missed opportunities.

My life is fucking lit

by Billy O’Hoyle August 22, 2021

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Lit the wick of war

When you are about to get ass kicked in war.

Kim Jong Un: Yo General, I need 3some before war, dotard has lit the wick of war.
General: OK Sir! I will find some fresh pussies for you in Pyongyang.

by Muhammad John October 12, 2017

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