kiteboarding

Similar to wakeboarding but without the boat. Instead of the boat you use a kite to pull yourself. When you jump off a wave you can get major air because the kite will make you sorta fly.

"Let's go kiteboarding tomorrow in the ocean!"

by Matt August 18, 2004

Irish knife

A potato peeler.

Bobby O'Connor whipped out his Irish knife to defend himself last night while he was being robbed, and this morning, he peeled potatoes with it.

by GrayGhost9929 August 29, 2011

Flying a Kite

To allow one's thong to rise up to the lower back. Also Kite Flying. Usually associated with females.

Attención, brother– there is some high-tension kite flying over on the stools. Hope she's got a tight grip.

by M. Kenny May 9, 2005

dirty pork knife

Penis, Dick, Cock, Rod, Weener

Woman says to man in bar: "Eww, keep your dirty pork knife away from me!"

by Miggity November 17, 2006

More high than two kites

To be extremely high on pills especially after taking two hydrocodone. In the dark one may think their sleep, in another place,and wake up mad. They may also be sitting and actually think their driving.

Man, I think im already in Virginia. Oh goddamnit im in Chicago, What the fuck is im doin here. Im more high than two kites.

by De'Nikta October 7, 2007

fork and knife

cockney rhyme for "wife"

"Tony, where's the fork and knife gone?"

by mikee84 May 13, 2008

Rusty Jack Knife

A Rusty Jack Knife is a slang term for a geriatric man who porks women much younger than him. The "Rusty Jack Knife" comes in to play as a reference to his penis, which, aged, is rusty (hard to get erect), jacked (may have liver spots or warts), and knifed (smaller than the original youth size.)

"God damn! That old guy is a Rusty Jack Knife!"

by The Masticator May 2, 2005