kitten

|-> A Very Safe Psychedelic Dissociative Anaesthetic that's gaining Recreational Popularity on the Streets Everywhere as a new Tool to Escape or Enhance the Ruthless Reality, and also for Exploring the Other Worlds and Universes, without any apparent Side-Effects from Short-Term use, even at Higher Doses, but never exceeding 500mg insufflated by people with Huge Tolerances.

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PS.>- One of the Safest and Funnest drugs known to ManKind!1
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- "Have you seen the new Kitten I Adopted Today, m8?!1"

"ARRr m8y!, Lookz like a Killer Kitten, Killer Kitten indeed it is!... - May I Pet it plz??!1"

> *ME0W!ME0W!ME0W!* !!!1Oneoneone

-"Aye CaptaiN, it Bites something Fierce!1"

by Kaysage Dimitri February 18, 2008

Kettering

A small, typical imprint of Suburbia located on the outer edges of Dayton, Ohio. It is a middle-class community characterized by a high rate of teen pregnancies, pigheaded Republicans with views of the world dated pre-Cold War, and incredibly ignorant bumper stickers. It's only recognizable claim to fame would be the alum of Kettering Fairmont High School, Nancy Cartwright (widely known as the voice of Bart Simpson). Also, Rob Dyrdek (of MTV's Rob & Big) is known to have attended Fairmont's not-so glorious classes. Other than boasting Ohio's most state-of-the-art (as well as expensive) High School music program, Kettering has no real significance in the grand scheme of life in Ohio. In closing, Kettering is such a generally plain town in which to "live", it is more commonly known by it's teenage inhabitants as a place where souls go to die.

Jill: Hey, do you wanna come hang out with me this weekend?

Jack: Aren't you from Kettering?

Jill: Yeah?

Jack: Naahhhh, I'd rather not get ran over by bigoted wrinkle beasts driving shitty Caddy's with their preggo granddaughters in the backseat.

Jill: ???

Jack: Sorry, it's Kettering

by JennyMuthafucka! August 6, 2011

kitten killing

masterbate; everytime a guy masterbates god kills a kitten. therefore kitten killing is code so ur substitute teacher doesnt know wat ur talking about ::knows from experience::

marcus has never ever killed a kitten

by krysti and mandy December 5, 2003

Kite runner

The act of a man-on-man rape, originating from the book "The Kiterunner" where said rape (and only said rape) occurs.

"John went out the back and was unfortunately kite runner'ed by Nathaniel"

by TheMethos March 10, 2009

sending kites

1. (Drug-dealing) Used to warn or signal major drug dealers in urban areas.

1. Mobb Deep (Hell on Earth) - jail niggaz sending kites to the street.

by Gman3154 June 5, 2007

kitten

A word females enjoy more than 'pussy' when referring to their vagina.

kitten :

Male to Female: "Oooh what a nice shaved kitten"

Female to Male: "I want you to touch my kitten...look how wet it is!"

"You have such a nice, tight kitten."

by Snuggle Bunny062686 December 9, 2008

Kite-Mode

1. When your high off of marijuana.
2. High as a Kite
3. Panicking off weed
4. Stoned!

ex1: "I'm on Kite-Mode right now"

ex2: "You Trynna get Kite-Mode with me"

by JK the Rapper April 26, 2009