Skinny Johnny

A Skinny Johny is a long, slim, slow burning joint with keef and tobacco leaves.
The joint is tightly packed for the ultimate slow burn.
The Skinny Johnny is mostly smoked in long smoking sessions, like when watching Star Wars: The return of the Jedi on your

That Skinny Johnny had my head going!

by The Skinny Johnny June 25, 2021

liquid johnny

A made-up sexual euphemism designed to confuse and horrify the friends Ericka, Nate, and/or Sam.

And then I gave him a liquid johnny

by fowlduck June 16, 2016

Johnny Berchtold

That hot guy on twitter

I didn't know I liked halloween till I saw Johnny Berchtold in a Jason mask

by cjjazzy December 22, 2020

Johnny Lopez

He just a real as nigga

“who is that nigga with all the bitches” oh that’s Johnny Lopez

by KING fatass July 22, 2022

chocolate johnny

When you buttfuck someone with diarrhea.

Alternative term for shitdick

Dis unclean bitch gave me a “Chocolate Johnny”

by Luves2Spooge69 February 12, 2019

johnny paycheck'd

Quitting your job with emphasis by telling people how you really feel and where you'd like them to go.

As in Johnny Paycheck's song "Take This Job and Shove It".

Just as HR dropped the bomb on me I "Johnny Paycheck'd" all of my co-workers that I disliked.

by Unemployed again February 12, 2010

Johnny Dangler

an extremely large penis, so larger that it seems as if it is dangling

“Homeboy is just walking around with a Johnny Dangler over there” -Q.Fox

by qoda553 February 12, 2020