Jizz mopper

Those poor slobs who are paid to clean up cum when you leave a porn movieor live girl show

my paycheck is so small,damn jizz moppers make more than I do!

by stud-nugget September 22, 2015

Jizz poot

I a silent fart that comes from the depths of an extremly gaped and well used anus. It smells like old lube and semen.

We coudn't figure out why Beaker was giggling like an idiot with that stupid molester smile on his face until Jimmy passed out from the smell of his Jizz Poot.

by morenza February 5, 2010

Jizz Woobie

A hand towel used repeated and solely for masturbating and trapping the jizz. You can tell if a man uses his jizz woobie if it can stand up on its own and doesn’t fold

My boyfriend keeps his jizz woobie on his nightstand for nocturnal activities

by BiggieSauce January 24, 2020

jizz jazz

mac demarcos genre

Shit sounds good like fine jizz jazz

by the tonk god July 29, 2021

jizz shy

When the recipient is afraid of getting cum on or near

Nah mate, you don't need contraception, she's jizz shy

by BushNut October 5, 2019

Jizz Jaffle

When you get a hand job while your dick is inside your underwear and the hand is on the outside. By the time you blow your load, it's hot and crisp on the outside from the friction and warm and moist on the inside. Making a perfect Jizz Jaffle.

Kezza was giving me a top hand job but didn't pull my dick out. Eventually I jizzed in my pants and she yelled "Jizz Jaffles are ready!!!"

by ErnieBurger April 3, 2017

jizz golf

a game where the goal is to successfully cum in every single hole on another’s body

damn you mad good at jizz golf i’m like a boston cream donut rn

by jizz creamery April 19, 2022