Bucks Jizz

The act of falatio whilst indulging in champagne.

Hey babe fancy a "bucks jizz"

by paulandandy June 12, 2010

Jizz Jumping

The awkward act every hetero female is familiar with: cupping their genital area and waddling to the bathroom for clean up post coitus.

I recorded my ex girlfriend jizz jumping and sent it to everyone on her company mail list after we broke up.

by Milopie Sneezypee August 22, 2016

jizz paste

Get a empty tooth paste bottle and fill it with jizz and the unfortunate person who uses it will have jizz on there tooth brush and on there teeth

I just gave my girlfriend some jizz paste

by That dud July 2, 2017

Snowman Jizz

A shot consisting of:
Rumple Minze
Rumchata
Kahlua
&Cream

I just had a hankering for snowman jizz, so I just had to ask the bartender for some.

by Drunksiblings March 4, 2016

Jizz Cat

An adjective used contextually with tone and timbre to indicate someone either very cool or ironically uncool.

Chloe: "I met your friend Mike last night."
Mark: "Yeah, that guy is a real jizz cat!"

Cate: "Uh...that creepy French guy tried to get with me last night."
Abbey: "Yeah, that guy was a real jizz cat."

by Pedro Papadoupoulos February 4, 2010

jizz sprinklets

when one ejaculates in numerous small bursts all over another person, typically their face or chest.

"Dude, I totally sprayed the jizz sprinklets all over her face last night."

by dbdevils32 January 16, 2014

jizz shooter

someone who masterbates more than 5 times a day

god my semi friend is such a jizz shooter

by #batman69 August 15, 2017